Skip to main content

Bong Mitzvah

On the first Saturday (Shabbat) following 13 days after purchasing a new bong, the bong will go through it's Bong Mitzvah. The celebration is meant to welcome the new bong into the family. Traditionally at least 10 people (a minyon) wearing yarmulkes and talit should be present to take part in the festivities.
Hey man, your bong is 13 days old? What time is the Bong Mitzvah on Saturday?
by Bobby Gizzle November 7, 2010
mugGet the Bong Mitzvahmug.

bong chop

another term for taking a bong hit/hoot, or pipe.
man this bong chops we had last night got me fucked up
by goofy. November 5, 2007
mugGet the bong chopmug.

bong out

The act of smoking a lot of marijuana from a bong. Usually a group activity.
We're chilling at Greg's later, come bong out with us.

We bonged out in Trevor's living room.
by good_memoryz January 8, 2011
mugGet the bong outmug.

gerr bong

" come thru when u get outta court, we'll hit the gerr bong"
by ffejtable December 13, 2006
mugGet the gerr bongmug.

Bong Vip

Like a bong rip, except using a vaporizer.
I've been concerned about my health, but also still want to get really high, so I've been doing bong vips a lot more lately.
by TomBombadillionaire January 15, 2021
mugGet the Bong Vipmug.

zong bong

The evolved version of zing bing. First bamboozles person, and then they get very triggered. In math class it’s always the answer.
For the answer, reference Zong Bong at the top of the sheet.
by AnimEbEliEvEr October 13, 2018
mugGet the zong bongmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email