There are 3, 3, 3, kinds of erections. Some are sexual. Some occur during periods of nervous tensions.
There's a mysterious third kind. That no one really understands. It happens when your shlong decides to take matters into its own hands. No reason boner. It baffles scientists. No reason boner.
There's a mysterious third kind. That no one really understands. It happens when your shlong decides to take matters into its own hands. No reason boner. It baffles scientists. No reason boner.
Dan: This morning I was having breakfast at the midtown diner. The bagel was delicious and the coleslaw couldn't be finer. Got a weird look from the waitress, when I asked her for the check. I looked down and realized I was 100% erect! No reason boner! I like coleslaw but not that much. No reason boner.
by cheresterstalone March 24, 2017
An individual on the set of a porno film who helps the male star prepare for his scene.
A friend who constantly talks about what you should do with your girlfriend. Usually in a sexual connotation.
A friend who constantly talks about what you should do with your girlfriend. Usually in a sexual connotation.
by LGUNNER October 31, 2009
When liberals express excessive and superficial admiration for things like same-sex relationships, bi-racial children, and startups that promote the latest liberal pet cause.
Not saying these things are bad (they're not), but superficial enthusiasm is always annoying.
Not saying these things are bad (they're not), but superficial enthusiasm is always annoying.
by samuel_adams1 November 12, 2013
My carnivorous desire was quenched by that sixty-four ounce porterhouse steak. Damn, that meat steak was the size of a manhole cover. Consequently, I have a meat boner.
by asprovost April 02, 2011
The erection that local weathermen get when there is the possibility that severe weather may cause damage, and they get to pre-empt your regular programming.
Mark Murray could barely hide his weather boner while reporting that certain parts of the city could see the possibility of a hint of a thundercloud.
by Wordsmiter June 12, 2009
getting a boner for some reason you can't explain; getting a boner when you consciously know you shouldn't be having one. (see: should not want)
by broanon April 22, 2011
When your hatred towards someone or something is so much and so obsessive, it's rather suggestive and often times freaky and unhealthy.
Person 1: I fucking hate your guts dude!
Person 2: ...bruh, get over your hate boner already. It's been a full year.
Person 2: ...bruh, get over your hate boner already. It's been a full year.
by bumerhoomorr34 January 27, 2021