badangled

Badly planned from the very beginning. The result being badangled, wrong, incorrect, etc

This square peg won't fit in the square hole....... Oh, right, it must have been badangled

by Night man September 4, 2016

Bondage-scarred

The act of finding out that your parents are part of the BDSM community in the most scarring way possible. An example would be coming home from school and seeing your mum on all fours with a gag on and your dad behind her with a whip.

Friend: Why didn't you go to the party yesterday?
You: I couldn't man, I got Bondage-scarred and fainted and we all know I don't faint bro.

by PuppyKittenPiglet December 6, 2016

Bojangles

The biggest redneck in pine bush bush that drinks alot and drives big pos trucks around

There goes bojangles haulin ass in the cummins

by .._2 March 16, 2017

bondable

never been charged,never go in prison

when the judge asked him if he had ever been incarcerated he told them that he is bondable.

by beyzythelazy April 23, 2017

bondage cannon

Before he ejaculates, the man places a small metal ball into the end of his penis and uses the orgasm to fire it out like a cannon ball.

Oh man, John gave Suzy a bondage cannon last night, it was sick! Anyway, the funeral is on Friday, I hope you can make it.

by Wookie-Nookie June 8, 2017

bodagle

1. A bodagle is a shitty bagel from a bodega. (bodega+bagel=bodagle) You eat it anyway because you are poor. You have to eat it but you don’t have to like it.

2. A great name for a dog! Preferably a beagle or a dog that works at a bodega.

"Damn, that bodagle is stale."
or
"Damn, that dog is cute, what’s its name?" “Bodagle"

by bodagle October 21, 2017

Bojangles

the sound a middle aged birthday party clown makes when they jump off of a building and land on a moving car and die.

"OOdang, boi, so i was walking down da street when i heard a BoJaNgLeS"
"Ooh boi im so sorry"

by I am a Napkin April 12, 2019