BDITU

Acronym for "Biggest Douche in The Universe." Made popular in the South Park episode with John Edwards. Shorting to this acronym allows it to be used in public without the douche in questions knowledge.

Pronounced: Bee dit ew

you: Thank you sir for giving me all this extra work, that I hope to learn from. Your a true BDITU.

bditu: "what's a beeddeoo?"

you: an acent word for great leader (or some bs along those lines).

by Luckyduzit December 23, 2006

BDITA

Technically defined as "Balls deep in that ass"
Defines great, deep anal sex

Dan went BDITA on Big D during their first gay lovefest

by Stubalicious August 19, 2008

Jiz Bandit

a person, known or unknown, that leaves jiz in a random place; if it's a friend, they will never cop to it.

Who the hell jizzed on my car seat? The jiz bandit struck again.

by sweetdees January 22, 2009

gas bandit

A gas bandit is someone who enjoys the smell of other people's farts. They will even get close to your ass just to get a little sample.

Fuckin gas bandits, fuck.

by fredsup March 25, 2009

Spackle Bandit

The act of an unknown person leaving layers of shit on the inside wall and/or around the rim of a toilet bowl after an explosive deuce, usually taking place at work or any other public restroom.

Guy 1: Dude, that was quick I thought you had to shit.

Guy 2: It looks like I'm going to have to postpone until I get home. It seems the Spackle Bandit has struck again.

by Blind Clown August 13, 2010

Spunk Bandit

Someone called Gracie with a Nick name of trout

“Your actually a mad spunk bandit”

by Melanie is Ginger April 23, 2020

bussy bandit

One who is addicted to having their bussy pounded by a squad of big dicked negros

Yo dude! Why does Cody’s fart smell like jizz?
It’s normal man. He’s addicted to having his bussy filled with spook splooge. Therefor he’s a bussy bandit

by (((Noticer))) June 22, 2022