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Blueberry Muffin Autism

An obscure type of ASD where the person affected by it has a strange, intense interest or preference for things blueberry related (more commonly, blueberry muffins.)
This scene was supposed to go to Devon, but his blueberry muffin autism interrupted it.
by OPPA-RATOR September 8, 2025
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Blueberry bagel

Shove organic blueberries into your partners asshole then have them shit the them into yours keep repeating this until the blueberry turns into smoothie
Logan and I tried out the blueberry bagel now we have a smoothie to enjoy
by aooooooossksjsj September 9, 2025
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Blueberry Princess

A Blueberry Princess is a girl who takes a specific, playful fetish to the extreme. It refers to someone who enjoys the physical sensation of being "filled" to capacity—specifically with blueberries—in every available orifice.
The term implies a mix of sensory play (the cold, round texture of the fruit) and humiliation or praise play, where the "Princess" is treated as a vessel for the fruit until she is literally "stuffed" blue. It is often a messy, high-intensity act that prioritizes the visual of the fruit against the skin and the physical pressure of the "filling."
The Ritual
• The Preparation: Usually involves a massive amount of chilled or room-temperature berries to create a temperature contrast.
• The Act: The "filling" process is often slow and deliberate, turning the body into a living fruit bowl.
• The Aftermath: The "Blueberry Princess" is often left stained and sticky, making the cleanup a secondary part of the sexual experience.
"The bed was a carnage of crushed fruit and fluids as Harrison relentlessly hammered the berries into me, leaving me as his Blueberry Princess: leaking, overfilled, and completely wrecked."
by HarryLs February 24, 2026
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yellow blueberry muffin

When real niggas become fake niggas and niggas won't stop being niggas ya know nigga
by Danger Dolan January 3, 2017
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traumatized blueberry

an extremely traumatized blueberry, most likely because you ate it's family
yooo, i found a traumatized blueberry in my fruit salad
by broooicantseemyselfinthemirror December 17, 2019
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Dr. Stoli's Blueberry Suprise

An alcoholic beverage consisting of two parts Dr. Skipper, one part Blueberry Stoli.
Q: Ugh, that tastes aweful! What was that?

A: Dr. Stoli's Blueberry Suprise!
by Dark Horse Rider May 17, 2009
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Peachy Pie Bubble Gum Blueberry Girl

A beautiful, innocent little girl from Pennsylvania who loves to kill zombies and eat baked beans.
Damn, that peachy pie bubble gum blueberry girl sure is the greatest!
by SJU BABY March 3, 2010
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