Blowjob Sandwich

When two girls suck both sides of a dick at the same time.

Guy 1: Marry and Jane gave me a mad blowjob sandwich on Friday.
Guy 2: That's fuckin' sweet dude.

by Bobby Mc Bobbster February 1, 2017

Blowjob artist

A woman who sucks cock like a professional.

Man, that bitch is a blowjob artist.

by DeanNJ March 9, 2007

blowjob tits

Tits that are big enough so that a guy can tit-fuck a girl and still get his penis into her mouth at the same time.

Did you see the pair of blowjob tits on that girl?

by psedge February 27, 2008

Monkey's Blowjob

You hang upside down using your legs on a bar while your partner has their dick ready to be sucked. You grab his waist to force his dick into your upside down mouth. Staying upside down for long isn't a good idea so make sure you take breaks every time after he cums. This probably improves leg strength?

Bob: Oh hey dude my GF just gave me a Monkey's Blowjob!
Walter: Damn her legs must be pretty strong
Bob: Hell yeah they are
Walter: Thigh guy.

by SomeInternetDweeb May 8, 2023

jalapeno blowjob

When a person, typically a female, prepares salsa containing jalapeno peppers subsequently performs felacio using their hand and the oil gets onto the penis. Thereby inducing a burning sensation on both the penis and the mouth of the blow-job giver.

My wife made a great salsa, but i got a jalapeno blowjob later that night and had to take a shower to make the burn stop.

by Drewski Laflair June 15, 2017

blowjob December

It is when you give blowjobs as a girl to a guy more then normal.

I can not wait for blowjob december, im going to get so much blowjobs

by Coochieman4president November 9, 2020

blowjob o'clock

it is a designated time in the day, 8:39pm, that a guy or guys will receive a blowjob

"Honey, blowjob o'clock. Go."

by gizmoyaya February 1, 2014