Blowing his Horn

The act of sucking your own dick.

No date, no problem. His every Saturday night was taken by staying home and blowing his horn.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Blowing the cartridge

Another way of saying you got a blowjob. This phrase is in reference to how when a cartridge based videogame wasn't working, you blew on the inside of it to remove dust.

Adam had a rough day at work. So his girlfriend started blowing the cartridge for him.

by The Nicholas and the Cage December 29, 2016

blocking the plate

When you only get to third base because she's dick tease.

I was gonna score but she was blocking the plate.

by Taint Blocker June 1, 2017

Bloinged

The act of getting owned or defeated by another person, typically in a video game.

Lay low, I just got bloinged from across the map by a low level player!

by PIECEofSCHMITTY February 27, 2020

blowing the coconut

When someone gives you a blowjob and you release coconut “cum” out

Me: what did you and your girl do last night?
Friend: she was blowing the coconut and it went everywhere!

by coconutblower69 December 2, 2020

Blowington

A place where people with small dicks go to get head

That kid Logan went to Blowington to get head. What a loser!

by snapchat: sethdabro December 22, 2020

blonking

the polar opposite to blinking with having your eyes lids on the left and right side of your eyes instead of the normal up and lower part of your eye. Acceptable to use with describing aliens for mutants.

the alien at the other end of the bar was blonking real hard when this one guy who was not wearing a face mask sneezed all over their face.

by SupremeFemboy69 April 9, 2021