back passage blocker

a piece of faeces that is too big to pass through the exit hole in your bum.

"Ow, i've got me a Back passage blocker!!"

by Balard!!! July 8, 2005

photo cock blocker

a person who interrupts the picture in the background while your taking a picture

jimmy we have to take the picture again,the photo cock blocker messed up the picture.

by thegohst525 January 23, 2010

Master Cum Blocker

Someone who is a master at blocking large amounts of cum much like the Bruce Lee is a master at martial arts.

Nobody can have sex with Jim because he is a master cum blocker.

by The Dinkster August 19, 2016

Big Busty Cock Blocker

Someone who has a dick and likes to block things with it.

That big busty cock blocker sure gets in the way.

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

I have a bad word blocker

this only makes sense when you have one
doesn't that fuck you out?

I have a bad word blocker

by Orrinpants February 28, 2022

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by Shiine-1 April 28, 2022

Cock blocker

A cock blocker is a close friend of your target who perceives your disgusting intentions re her close girlfriend. Her intention is to block your battle plan, thus preserving the apparent chastity of your target -- or in this day 'n' age -- preserving the lady's opportunity for her own not-so-pious intentions.

During a splendid evening of ice skating, and Just after I had copped a really awesome 'fee'" as well as the mother of all sloppy smooches, her roommate shows up and wants to leave early. So I bellow at the top of my lungs: YOU GODDAMN COCK BLOCKER!!1

by Hoze_b August 31, 2023