Bleve

The language only select few can understand and speak (i.e. Mark Edward Fischbach)

“Bleven took the Bloose in the back of Bluck committing Blevery”
-Mark Edward Fischbach

by EDGE GAMING February 7, 2021

bleed in public

Expressing painful emotions or personal trauma openly in front of other people, especially when you aren't already close with the people who are witnessing your pain

"Joe's a great musician, but I was shocked when he started singing about his daughter's gruesome death and sobbing in front of the entire bar."
"Yeah, Joe really likes to bleed in public."

by trb10g January 11, 2022

Bleed out

Phrase - To bleeding externally and/or exsanguinate.

-An insult that conveys complete contempt.

The girl was exhausted with her once friends abuses. In apathy and contempt, she told her friend to bleed out.

by Ieyasus January 8, 2023

stealth bleed

To drain a person or animal of blood, without the victim noticing before it's too late.

When her family was reluctant to help out, Elisabeth had to resort to stealth bleeding strangers to acquire the blood needed for her school project.

by Goatess February 23, 2011

Buzzer Bleeder

Buzzer bleeder is when your girlfriend rhinks she might be pregnant but gets her period in the time between buying the pregnancy test and peeing on it.

We thought becky was pregnant but she nailed a last second buzzer bleeder in a hardys bathroom.

by Joe BYEDEN October 20, 2016

weed bleeding

When someone can smell your weed, Or you are afraid someone can smell it.

Yo you fuckin dumbass yo weed be bleedin hella sus!!

Hide the smell yo weed bleeding!!!!

by Mr T 100 July 14, 2017

ball bleed

a thing u get when ur balls are so itchy to where they bleed from itching too much.

i had ball bleed from accidentally falling into poison ivy while taking a shit in the forest.

by nobody else here October 21, 2017