Nut Blaster

A 50 pound dog who thinks it's a lap dog. Generally curls up on their master's lap, and then inexplicably catapults themselves into the air, blasting their master's nuts in the process.

Guy: Ow! The dog just jumped off my lap!
Girl: Yeah, he's a total nut blaster.

by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010

Bathroom Blaster

Finger Banging a stanger in a public bathroom. Also, taking key bumps in a public bathroom.

She looks like a bathroom blaster.

by chet cummings August 19, 2008

vag blaster.

jackie carney.

Jackie Carney is the ultimate vag blaster.

by laurenbrae October 6, 2008

homo blaster

i man who blast's his dick goo on gay men

steve:oh roy oh i am jacking off to your sexy bod
i am cuming roy
roy:put on my back steve
steve:FUCK YES

by 333 May 10, 2005

vag blaster.

a short,red headed girl named jackie who blasts vags.

Jackie is the ultimate vag blaster.

by laurenbrae October 9, 2008

Cum Blaster

When you’re balls deep in a bitch and you unleash three days of sperm production on the tip of your own condom

Johnny: Last night I was balls deep in Martha and she told me to give her the cum blaster

Noah: Holy shit dude I bet you hadn’t jacked off for days too.

by BigTitsBigDick October 20, 2018

chicken blaster

A person that has sex with a chicken in such a forceful manner that flying debris of semen, chicken shit, and feathers are released.

This horrific mess looks like the work of a chicken blaster.

by I like ranch April 21, 2014