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Reading Blanks

When you're really bored or don't want to read what you're reading, so you read the page but dont absorb the information, so you re-read the page over and over.
guy 1: "I had to read 'To Kill a Mockingbird' for school. It was crap."
guy 2: "Yeh same man its so boring I was reading blanks."
by iamaboredchild July 13, 2009
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blankshot

a male who upon a sexual encounter refuses to wear a condom and has unprotected sex, hoping that her sexual partner didn't get pregnant or give him an STD.
"Dude, james is such a a blankshot, he fucked ashley raw, and we all know what kind of diseases she has."

"They don't call him DJ Blankshot for nothing, i think he has never worn a condom when slaying."
by djblankshot November 19, 2007
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blackshoe

When you get made and stick your foot up a person's anus thus in sueing a blackshoe.
"This asshole was giving me shit so I gave him a blackshoe."
by Greg lilkok May 24, 2008
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All Blacks

Bunch of repressed homosexuals who play the most latently homoerotic, boring and therefore, shittest game ever 'invented' (i.e shat out by Satan himself) Rugby Union. Revered and treated as Gods by the New Zealanders, which is testament to how stupid New Zealanders actually are. An IQ of a retard is a prerequisite to be an All Black. Perform a ridiculous savage dance known as the 'haka' and mistake opponents and foreigners laughter and mockery of it as respect and deference. Over-indulged, preening pussies who choke whenever put under any pressure. Makes one asamed to be a new Zealander
"I thought they were supposed to win the world cup"

"no they choked, of course they did, they're the All Blacks"

Canadian bacpacker 1 "check out those fags over on that playing field"

Canadian backpacker 2 "dude I think that's the All Blacks
by mrlaperouse April 15, 2011
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Blacks

The term “that blacks” can be desribed when something supersedes all and there’s nothing better . To do something without giving a fuck. When something is greater than great.
Friend : Hey do you want to go to Hoboken and wait on line for bars all night?
Me: Nah, I’m going to order pizza, roll up a fat blunt and get some sloppy toppy.

Friend : Wow, you blacked !

Friend : Hey man , I bought some chips from wawa so we have munchie food.
Friend 2: No way you got kettle cooked chips?
Me & Friend : Kettle cook chips black !

Friend 1 : I know they black that’s why I got them . That blacks that I knew they blacked now where’s that doobie at?

Favorite food / place to eat?

Chicken Parm and White Mana burgers blacked.
by TrumpFan1229 March 11, 2019
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crispy blacks

the crispidy, crunchy black hairs surrounding rob's sweet puerto rican ass hole, cleansed nightly by young cletus' delicate tongue.
There's healing power in them there crispy blacks
by bteam4life April 13, 2017
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Barks and Screws

It's a combination of bump and bruises & cuts and crapes.
Sarah hit the pavement so hard she's all Barks and Screws.
by Crazy "Barks and Screws" Sarah October 17, 2008
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