Bird

A form of dinosaur that flies around and eats small rodents and other dinosaurs. These dinosaurs can come in many sizes, some having wingspans as big as your unnaturally tall uncle ted. Birds stab everything smaller than them and feast on their gore.

Person 1: "OH MY GOD LOOK ITS A FLYING DINOSAUR!"
Person 2: "Birds aren't dinosaurs"
Person 1 "BIRDS ARE DINOSAURS LOOK IT UP NOW GET IN DINOSAUR SHELTER!!!"

by Probably not a serial killer November 10, 2017

Bird

A 5' 2" half black, half white 16 year old crackhead, who only cares about smoking that loud. Also goes by the name of Cole.

Shut up your so fugayze.

i bet im fugayze ur a fucking bird.

by Fugayze Masterflex November 23, 2014

Birding

noun: Slang term for partaking in a bird killing party where one drinks cans or bottles of beer.

also see: killing birds or killing a hawk

Anyone else want to go birding today?

by Mclean 3 north May 3, 2011

birds

Two best friends that prance on the beaches of San Clemente

"Bryanna and Nicole are BIRDS!!!"

by Butt April 18, 2005

Birding

When a man cums in your mouth and you swallow it. Then regurgitate it into another girls mouth

Eliza is a freaky bitch.

What makes you say that?

She was birding my cum last night

by HermaphroditeLSDinSpain June 17, 2018

Bird

The bird is the word.

The bird is the word.

by iLame September 8, 2011

the bird

pet name (pardon the pun) for either a male or females genitals.

Woa! Watch it..you almost hit me in the bird.

by sexy mama February 4, 2007