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Keith Behrend

Another word for a Faggot (or sex offender) who lures little boys into his apartment using his oddly small chode and then proceeds to hypnotize them. Keith Behrend's are awful people with 3 inch dicks and asian boy fever.
Lucy: I was at the park with little Tommy the other day and a Keith Behrend abducted him using his wierd genitalia!

Todd: Ah Lucy don't worry he's just a faggot!
by timbone December 17, 2008
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behemath

some stupid insult some petty little girls called ellz and teagan use :

we actual have no idea what it means XD !
Ellearne and teagaan are such homo, ranga bitches who can't think of anything better to call us.

'you are a behemath'
by jaymieeeeee May 21, 2008
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Behrens

Someone who's only purpose is to take advantage of a unsuspecting innocent females. This person is highly skilled in the art of deception and trickery. There should be caution if approached and never stare directly into the eyes of this person. If eyes are locked, a wave of energy emits, plaguing you with any past chimo or perv experiences you've had to endure at a younger age. This makes your entire lower body paralyzed and somehow your pants and pulled down while the person is no where to be found.
"Did you hear on the news, we need to be on the look out for Behrens. They said that all females need to excise extreme caution until police find this predator."
by watsonworld February 20, 2014
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Beme

A social media platform created by Casey Neistat. One does not edit or view their own posts, you simply put your phones front facing camera against something (wall,body,finger,etc) and the app records and posts without any editing."Share video honestly"
Hey man, did you check my beme today? It's pretty good.
by mitchellest October 11, 2015
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Beemer

A car marketed to the upwardly mobile working and lower-middle classes as a luxury mark. Despite being one of the UKs most common brands, seen by the terminally unimaginative as somehow exclusive.

Distinguishing features are non-functional indicators and a special lens in the windscreen which makes the car in front look further away. This results in typical Beemer driving behaviour such as changing lane or direction without warning and driving two inches from the car in front.
Beemer Baz: Get out of my way - can't you see I'm important?
Driver in front: No, I have a car in front of me, so take your repmobile Beemer out of my ass.
by JimboRangoon March 18, 2008
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beemer

Beemer is proud to be a horny ass mother fucker.:)
by HaNnAh May 13, 2005
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Senior Behemoth

someone who is the really cool to da maxxx
by SB December 5, 2003
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