a person that talks behind your back and constantly want to see you down bad.Also like to ruin their close friends relationship over some cap shit.
by ChristianGetBuckets November 10, 2018
Get the fan behavior mug.Primary weapon:- Ruger Mini-14 rifle, holographic sight
Secondary weapon:- Glock 17 pistol, extended mags
Equipment:- C4 (Fertilizer bomb IRL)
Perk 1: UAV Jammer (police uniform IRL)
Perk 2: Stopping power (because he used hollow point bullets IRL, lol n00b)
Perk 3: Double tap
Secondary weapon:- Glock 17 pistol, extended mags
Equipment:- C4 (Fertilizer bomb IRL)
Perk 1: UAV Jammer (police uniform IRL)
Perk 2: Stopping power (because he used hollow point bullets IRL, lol n00b)
Perk 3: Double tap
Sir Anders initiated his quest for the high score by detonating a fertilizer bomb in downtown Oslo, dressed up as a cop, and snuck behind enemy lines like a 1337 spy, yo. Pretending to secure the area following the initial explosion, he escaped the blast zone and made his way to Utopya Island where hippie faggots hold their annual bacchanalia. Smiling genially, he invited his victims to gather round (they believed he was a policeman coming to save them) before unloading on them with a Glock 17 pistol, Ruger Mini-14 rifle and Benelli Nova shotgun.
With help arriving in a timely fashion (90 minutes later), Sir Anders took his sweet time searching every tent, sniping every swimmer, chasing the enemy looney tunes-style up and down every path, and double tapping anyone lying on the ground to be extra sure, which came in handy since a lot of them pretended to be dead. And so a new high score was born.
Anders Behring Breivik is currently "imprisoned" in the Halden Prison, which is basically a giant resort for Norway's criminals (Don't believe me? Look it up!) There he'll be able to practice potato agriculture, maybe write the second part to his manifesto and fight Cultural Marxism in the library while sipping a Cappuccino courtesy of every grateful Norwegian taxpayer.
With help arriving in a timely fashion (90 minutes later), Sir Anders took his sweet time searching every tent, sniping every swimmer, chasing the enemy looney tunes-style up and down every path, and double tapping anyone lying on the ground to be extra sure, which came in handy since a lot of them pretended to be dead. And so a new high score was born.
Anders Behring Breivik is currently "imprisoned" in the Halden Prison, which is basically a giant resort for Norway's criminals (Don't believe me? Look it up!) There he'll be able to practice potato agriculture, maybe write the second part to his manifesto and fight Cultural Marxism in the library while sipping a Cappuccino courtesy of every grateful Norwegian taxpayer.
by The Finnisher April 28, 2012
Get the Anders Behring Breivik mug.1) The opportunity to go behind the counter at your favourite coffee shop.
2) An understood privilege to get beyond second base with someone.
2) An understood privilege to get beyond second base with someone.
I have behind the counter privileges at the coffee shop, and now I can get hot water whenever I want!
by stevensc May 19, 2010
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by Youngwave lml February 23, 2017
Get the behaca mug.Behchoko, home of a native tribe, long history of warriors and true descendants of human and (shapeshifter) dogs with medicine power. Also a place where a girl drop kicks a drunk man and the video goes viral in Japan or China. Pop.2500 Great Leaders and judgmental people. If someone asks for help and you give it, they look at you and say "that's it? Ever cheap" and go behind your back and say you never help out.
by Tlicho Shadow April 20, 2020
Get the Behchoko mug.In the late 18th century, it was common to get annoyed with passers-by. Too much courtesy can indeed be a bad thing - these people were told to 'get behind the fucking velvet' and were soon sold into a life of indentured servitude in Australia. Few if any of these unwittingly courteous slaves survived to be recorded in the annals of history.
"Look mate, if you say thank you one more fucking time I'll tell you to get behind the velvet"
- Connor in AC3
"Shut the fuck up and take another sip or just get behind the fucking velvet already."
- Jason Green
- Connor in AC3
"Shut the fuck up and take another sip or just get behind the fucking velvet already."
- Jason Green
by Johannes di Silencio January 9, 2013
Get the Get Behind the Velvet mug.(1) The way in which a person is incredibly skilled in a video game that they are commonly referred to as a 'virgin' or otherwise told 'vb' by another person.
(2) The concept that someone has a profile picture of a half-naked female. This can vary from real word to anime/furry characters, causing them to be told 'vb' by another person.
(2) The concept that someone has a profile picture of a half-naked female. This can vary from real word to anime/furry characters, causing them to be told 'vb' by another person.
'Virgin Behaviour (VB)'
(1) "What the heck, how is he that good at this game? Surely he has no time for relationships, pure vb..."
(2) "That guy has a profile picture of a half-naked furry, does he even realise that he will never have sexual intercourse with this character? That is just so 'vb' man..."
(1) "What the heck, how is he that good at this game? Surely he has no time for relationships, pure vb..."
(2) "That guy has a profile picture of a half-naked furry, does he even realise that he will never have sexual intercourse with this character? That is just so 'vb' man..."
by TomZzzTTV March 19, 2021
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