stealth beard

facial hair belonging to someone of a fair complexion.
so called because it is only visible when light is shone directly upon it.

dan's stealth beard was only visible during the day

by D-Bizz November 17, 2006

Butter Beard

The sensation of a greasy beard, felt typically after eating buttery food.

"I had some toast earlier, I'm gonna feel like a Butter Beard all day."

by Ripestonspoonersmith January 14, 2013

revision beard

Beard grown by students who don't bother to shave during exam period

-Did u see Lucas this morning?
-Yeah, he's grown a massive revision beard!

by dackna June 20, 2007

Douche beard

A bushy, shitty-looking beard that is worn by weak men to make themselves look bigger.

Dude bro, your douche beard is coming in! You should probably get some plaid shirts or a tattoo of a blue whale or something before enrolling in culinary school!

by jbirneycrum May 22, 2015

beard pie

The creamy, possibly crusty residue after aggressive, more-often-than-not effective, cunnilingus.

"Hey there dude, saving that for later"-pointing to smuck in a friends beard.

"Naw bro, came straight from my ladie's house, eating beard pie.

by Lady Dink May 6, 2015

gravy beard

When you're eating the pussy and your beard tickles her butthole after she's been having assplosions all day.

"I got gravy beard from being nose deep in the tang last night"

by BeardProbs September 23, 2015

the bearded jesus

When your trabagging your girl and accidentally shart

I was tea bagging my girl the other night and accidentally sharted on her face. She look like the bearded jesus

by Tweeter23 October 5, 2018