Beanie

Basically a broke ass cunt

Anyone know Beanie, Yeah Isn't that the Torpoint cunt that's that poor he goes to kfc and licks other people's fingers?

by Dave, everyone knows a dave. May 27, 2022

beanie

a female or bunch of females

oi look at that buff beanie the corner

by 9priiv August 10, 2021

beanis

A philosophy that a normal person will not be able to comprehend unless they truly follow the ways of the beanis. The beanis is a way of life, thinking, moral code and ultimately provides peak satisfaction in life.

Bro, how’s your beanis?
It’s doing well, how’s your beanis?
It’s been growing since I’ve been following the path of the Beanis.

by young beanis May 28, 2024

Beanie Bear

A large, hairy Mexican who loves the cock in and/or around all orifices.

Daaaaamn! Look at the jiggle on that beanie bear!

by Silkies_Man May 27, 2019

Beanies

Attractive young women.

SJ : Ayo, we linkin them beanies this weekend then or nah?
Paul : Nah lowe it, they were meady.

by ConnorMcFuckingSweeney April 17, 2025

Schizo Beanie

A slang term used for a woman who has a particular set of mental inhibitions, who happens to be financially blessed. Often associated with broke boys trying to secure the bag.

M: "Yesterday, I linked schizo beanie fr."
H: "Make her wallet hurt, king."

by Aki in a trackie May 5, 2022

beanie cunt

A beanie cunt is a person that is always seen wearing a beanie and is often too lippy for their own good. They are actively pestering others with their incessant niggling.

Bo: Say, what is it with that guy in the beanie always being rude and smarmy??
Izzy: You mean Jack? He's a beanie cunt, that's what beanie cunts do.

by Ziggy Crankhandle October 8, 2014