bernardiii

the mother of alt pop music and nicki's #1 ender

bernardiii is mother of all things cunt ! by da way ANNAL tanked !

by Baeighleigh Butterballs February 19, 2026

Bernardo T.

A tall, usually Jewish man who ripped his trusty overalls while climbing around somewhere he shouldn’t have been. A true hater at heart. However, like the grinch, his heart will grow with time.

Person 1: Who’s that guy with the expensive camera, blue raspberry slushee, and a dream?

Person 2: Why, that’s Bernardo T. of course!

by ZaidzupaBbshaliJameerBok September 15, 2025

Bernard

Without the saint. A rum, unkindly type.

A real Bernard, he put all his rounds of drinks on my tab.

by Oafelia September 27, 2025

Bernardo

A very unfunny and chopped person... usually seen alone, wishing someone loved him
also known as retardo

Person 1: "Yo, who is that retardo over there?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah, that's Bernardo."

by mr.schwienernuzz October 6, 2025

Bernardo Girão

Um Bernardo Girão é um homem de responsabilidade, com grande importância na U.C., mas também um pouco autista, estúpido e meio burro. Sempre a jabardar, não se cala e só diz merda. Faz coisas que não lembra a ninguém e só tem amigos que ou são vendidos ou bonecos. Para ser um Bernardo Girão, basta vir do Satao e morar em Coimbra, ser meio autista, gostar de falar com elas e ao mesmo tempo ser um pouco homossexual.

Bernardo Girão é mesmo autista

by Novinho Do Satao December 18, 2025

The Branard Theory

The probability of beating someone in a fight is equal to 0.5, ±(The difference in height between you and your opponent)*0.1, regardless of physical ability.
In layman's terms, if you are taller than someone, you can beat them in a fight. A fact known by all tall men, and a fact discredited by all short men.

Well my 5'11" friend, since I am 6'3", I could definitely kick your ass... That's The Branard Theory for ya!

by omg_penguin September 3, 2013

Colette Bernard

The number one Lidl shopper that will rade the shop

I might turn into a Colette Bernard if I don't stop going Lidl

by Shane and ECKO August 29, 2016