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Being someones Hannes

„Being someones Hannes“ describes the state when you are clearly attracted to another person knowing that you probably never will have a chance. So this person would be your Hannes.
Being someones Hannes

I like him so much, but he will always be my Hannes.“

„She is too hot but we all know she‘s my Hannes.“

„Look how he‘s staring at me, i
i think I‘m his Hannes“
by OG95 September 2, 2023
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to pull a Martin on someone

The act of promising a prompt reaction or resolution in the context of a problem to someone without actually being willing to fulfil the said promise without receiving reminders about it.
- Have you received feedback on your thesis already?
- No, the professor pulled a Martin on me again; I guess I will need to email them again about it...
- Wow dude, condolences, I know that feeling; it is not a nice move to pull a Martin on someone
by few-factorials April 25, 2022
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How someone feels

A perspective lesson on how someone feels. It is wise to find out how someone feels to you before letting them in. Some suitors study up on you and know exactly how to act what to say what to do for you to choose them be kt as a friend sister husband wife parter employee etc. Because they do not feel right, they show signs of coverjng up their true selves, which are ugly, malicious, vile. Or that they are con artists etc. They will make you laugh, babble non stop. When silent they keep their distance. The day you finally feel them, after being charmed, impressed, you realized you have been duped. They wanted something from you. Feel them out right at the get go to avoid the betrayal that they have been planning.
by Freeasabird January 4, 2020
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leaving someone unread

Purposely not reading a Snapchat or other form of instant messaging for a period of time to make it seem that you are busy with other things besides waiting for them to text you. Not to be confused with leaving someone on read.
George: Dave didn't open my Snapchat for 5 minutes, even though he's doing literally nothing else
Hannah: Sounds like he's leaving someone unread.
by attarax June 7, 2019
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Carve someone’s Turkey

To bring someone to orgasm only using a sex toy.
That’s Jim there, he will carve someone’s turkey and won’t even ask you carve his even though that’s just common courtesy.
by ~-K-~ December 4, 2021
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to pull a mediatonic on someone

If someone is asking another person for feedback/advice and then goes ahead and ignores it or even does the opposite.
Person 1: "What can I do better in our relationship?"
Person 2: "You could be more respectful to me!"
Person 1: *continues to disrespect person 2*
Person 2: Dude, are you pulling a mediatonic on me again?
"to pull a mediatonic on someone"
by eyesburning October 19, 2021
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