Bating and waiting

V. Act of masturbating while waiting for a sexual parter to show up.

Dude: Hey, man didn't you say you were gonna get some asstonight?

Dude 2: Yeah, but don't worry about her. I got her bating and waiting

by Noizey December 6, 2015

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Bate

Irish slang for tired (or shattered)

I'm sorry I'm bate!

Too bate for that shit now to be honest

by Hoegan October 27, 2020

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Pizza-bate

When you order a takeaway and believe you have enough time to masterbate and it arrives prematurely.

What are you doing tonight? Think I'm gonna stay in and pizza-bate

by Ginger seb October 27, 2017

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Instance-Bate

In World of Warcraft, running through an enemy-free instance from beginning to end while masturbating and reaching an orgasm before getting to the end

Taunter: How long did it take to get through Wailing Caverns?
Orc: Longer than an Instance-Bate

by MeatMonster246 December 6, 2010

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When you're feeling low and you're from bates county Missouri all you would do is simply get some jack daniels from the local casey's, add some of your local meth and put into a cup, and finally for the sugar you add a lot of cocaine for that extra boost.

"Man that Bates County Sweet Ice Tea kept me awake for a week straight!" or "Bro let over dose on that Bates County Sweet Iced Tea, heard it's the strongest stuff around!"

by K12 FR0ST October 31, 2020

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