1000000th base

The act of having sexual intercourse with everyone on the planet... at the same time, whilst watching an episode of the hit comedy 'friends'

It is also not unusual to grow several detachable penises after u get to the one millionth and one base.

Richard: Dude i got to the 1000000th base last week!

Paul: What! that means you had sex with me! and my mum?! and my dad!!! you fucker!!!! What friends episode were you watching?

by nausia_rules October 7, 2006

2nd base

"touching of other peoples private areas"

Kelsey and her boyfriend got to second base the other day when he went up her shirt and she went down his pants.

by kristy June 30, 2003

13th Base

having sexual intercourese with your partner while wearing Sherlock Holmes hats, smoking pipes and completing a crossword in under 10 minutes.

I got to 13th Base with the wife yesterday and she came allover my deer stalker

by sergio97 January 1, 2011

Coming Out of the Basement

When a person you wouldn't expect (such as a jock or a cheerleader) openly admits to playing video games or pen and paper RPGs (like Dungeons and Dragons).

"I can't keep lying like this. I play Dungeons and Dragons. I am officially coming out of the basement"
"But you're the school quarterback!"

by Christopher Sturz January 15, 2007

Basement Monster

Someone who never leaves their own home, specifically their room.

Have you seen Derek lately?

No, he's a basement monster man. I don't even think he showers.

by SJeffries April 8, 2009

Basement Jockey

Someone who spends most of their time in their relatives' basements for their own personal hobby. Linux coders.

"Dan spent all night downstairs coding up the new kernel patch, he's a real basement jockey"

by Billy_Brasky1 December 31, 2008

base-face

a person who has been taking amphetamine to long, resulting in a rough and toothless appearance

1st man: whats up with him?

2nd man: hes been on 7 grams a day for 10 years, hes got a proper base-face innit!

by southwalessniper December 14, 2009