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Basement Baron

A semi hairless unemployed thirty something white guy who has taken up refuge in his families basement and refuses to move out in spite of his parents repeated requests. Holed up and supplied only with Cheetos, an Xbox 360, and a extensive collection of pornography. With his orange stained hands and penis, he can be easily identified by his scraggly neck beard, pale skin, and sunken eyes. He can often be heard slamming his door and shouting " Fuck you mom, get out of my room !" Also known as a cellar dweller or basement boy.
That fucking basement baron is late again, I don't know why his parents don't kick him out !
by Professor gouddick March 8, 2019
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Basement cheese

The cheese that grows on someone's genitals after not bathing for long periods.
Sorry if my breath smells like nachos, but my girl had a bad case of the basement cheese.
by BasementCheesehead August 23, 2020
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basement cheese

Aka: Dick Cheese, Vagina Cheese

A catch all for the funk that grows on someone's genitalia after they don't wash themselves.
Put your pants back on, I can smell your Basement Cheese from here.
by BasementCheesehead August 23, 2020
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Basement privileges

Being sexy enough to be stored in someone’s basement
“Aw Arthur definitely has basement privileges”
“You just lost your basement privileges”
by pennypops123 January 30, 2021
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Basement Guy

Give Basement Guy a raise! (he posts the funniest warthunder memes in existence)
by Telecomanda September 9, 2023
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Burntout basement

Any location in which people gather in large groups to smoke pot on a regular basis.
So many people were coming and going, and with all the smoke in the air, Gabby's house had turned into a burntout basement.
by Sleightflow October 22, 2012
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unfinished basement light

Unfinished basement light is used on things that don't do their job properly. The basement is dark and the light doesn't work to light it up. Also used in places where a construction worker decides to quit and handed his coworker a sock and said "the basement light is unfinished".
Lisa, you are an unfinished basement light to this project.
by potatoali August 10, 2017
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