Bacon pill

A drug that when taken causes no effect to your motor skills, perceptiveness or state of mind but will induce one symptom - over the next 15 hours, for approximately 2 seconds, the taker will see Kevin Bacon appear totally randomly, in any kind of way or place, and then dissapear with the same flippancy.

Popular amongst lay workers who ingest the pill to add excitement to their day, knowing that at any point Kevin Bacon will appear to them in an unforeseen fashion.

Hank took the bacon pill and went to work, 4 hours later he looked out the window and briefly saw Kevin Bacon sitting on the branch of a tree, flapping his arms like a bird.

John: 'I took a bacon pill at around 12 in the afternoon and 2 hours later i crossed into the Kevin Bacon dimension - I saw him walking a pram backwards down the side of footpath, wearing a pair of bunny ears and crying. It was wild, totally brightened up my day'
Fraser: 'man, i need to get my hands on a bacon pill too.

by Lounge Party June 1, 2010

Bacon Bender

Very similar to an alcohol "bender," when you go on a bacon eating spree. So you wake up in the morning intending to fry two pieces of bacon for breakfast, then decide to fry up the whole package and things spiral out of control. You have four pieces of bacon with breakfast, then have a BLT for lunch, then make bacon wrapped dates for an appetizer with bacon wrapped filet mignon for dinner. And all you can think about is bacon!

Damn, I need a bacon fix, I'm about to fry up a few packages of bacon and go on a bacon bender all weekend!

by lodsxu64 September 10, 2011

Strip of bacon

The stains of your dirty asshole in your underwear.

I havn't chnaged my underwear in a week and there is a dark strip of bacon down the middle.

by Metal December 15, 2003

i smell bacon

The police are coming; The police are here

"Shit yo when andre was like i smell bacon i was like damn nigga, the po po is comin.
"werd, den wut happened?"
"Nigga, once the 5-0 cracked dat joint i kicked it off da heezy and bounced."

by straight up gangster nigger phil March 20, 2005

i smell bacon

a phrase said to notify anyone in the area that you're that you use Funnyjunk. This is then replied with "with or without wings?"

If you find your Funnyjunk brethren, you knuckletouch to celebrate.

person 1: "i smell bacon"
person 2: "with or without wings?"
*knuckle touch*

by raawrimadiinosaurr May 19, 2010

Baconlube

Love bacon and all its goodness? Want to spice things up in the bedroom? Well, you’re sure to love this new product, baconlube™. baconlube is a delicious personal lubricant designed to “keep it sizzlin’”. Now you can have your cake and eat it too.

NOTE: This is not a real product nor is this an ad of any kind.

Guy 1: How did your date go last night?

Guy 2: Well, I went out and bought some Baconlube. Fill in the Blanks ;)

Guy 1: Oooohoo nice!!

by traceur_ryuk May 6, 2009

Arm Bacon

Excessive fat on the upper-arm area. Found especially on large women.

Man, did you see Alli's arm bacon? Her arms are as big as my legs!

by Coord October 13, 2008