barneys ultimate buttsex machine

It’s like an Anus Soda, But The Soda is Urethra.

What is an Fucking genital Barneys ultimate buttsex machine???

by xX 44100 Xx August 18, 2021

barneys ultimate buttsex machine

when youre having sex and the dick makes that farting sound while shoving the long plump-ass wiener into the ass. it also will make the cum soak and seap into da anality hole

those sex offenders want a barneys ultimate buttsex machine!

by xX 44100 Xx August 8, 2021

sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit

To perspire heavily in a dangerous or threatening situation.

The bank robber was sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit when the cops arrived.

by drumsofdeath March 11, 2009

Barneyism

The religion of believing in Barney the purple dinosaur

"Would you like to join Barneyism?"

"What's that?"

"It's a religion where you believe in Barney."

by secretfilesx December 10, 2019

Barney's Tail

When a penis is sucked so hard, the head, the shaft, and scrotum turn a dark purple color.

"I'm still suffering from the Barney's Tail my mother gave to me."

by BlueSourBalls June 22, 2016

Barney

To have a disagreement or argument with someone.

Worker: Hi boss, is it ok if I just do work in the yard today, it just that I had a barney with the mrs last night so don't want to see her out on the road.

Boss: Yeah sure, there are some trailers to unload out in the yard.

by Billyboy67 May 3, 2020

Barney

Super duper cool lad , bestest , gotta love them.

"you wish you were as cool as barney"

by gemmamamam December 10, 2021