Spicy Bagel

Used to define a grim bird, she's that horrid to look at you can only imagine how bad her fanny is.

"Mate she's fuckin' angin she must have a right spicy bagel"

by DspmShh December 22, 2018

Bagel bouncer

When a guy smears his smegma on a guy or chicks asshole and then fucks them while wearing a cock ring to symbolize cream cheese between two bagel buns

I tried to eat his ass out after doing performing a bagel bouncer but it just stunk so bad!

by Dingdongdingdongdingdong May 20, 2023

Nigerian Bagel

A term for an African woman's asshole.

Guy 1: Hey, should I ask out Adebowale? Guy: Totally man, I heard she's got a great Nigerian Bagel.

by bippitybopman23 May 9, 2020

Hurt Bagel

A hurt bagel is an adjective used for a person who is violently high. Usually when a person consumes high amounts of THC they may experience symptoms such as couch lock, spacing out, an inability to form coherent sentences etc. Such symptoms indicate that the victim of THC's wrath has become a hurt bagel.

Steve: "Yo look at John over there, he's so blasted! He hasn't said a word in the past hour and he's been staring at that lamp for at least thirty minutes!"
Mark: "Yeah dude he's way too ripped. He's just a hurt bagel right now."

by Stephan422 June 10, 2014

Flip a bagel

To really freak out over something. See flip a shit, flip a biscuit

1: Way to flip a bagel there.
2: Ben really flipped a bagel when I drank the last mountain dew.
3: Hey! Don't flip a bagel over this, but (insert reason to flip a bagel here)

by MC Ahern February 21, 2012

Bagel with Jam

A tasty snack that belongs together.

Friend: I’m hungry
Me: Well have a bagel with jam
Friend: But that sounds gross...
Me: Try it.
Friend: ...Woah

by 2)/!8173$29-8 February 27, 2020

Bagel cake

a Bagel cake is easy to make all you need is flour, sugar, a bagel, an oven and your tiny brain.
first step is dump the flour on the flour and cry at it all day and scrub it all over your face, ask your mom to make a cake then when she doest suspect put all your ingredents and the cake and drop it in a bowl and stir gentaly then take it out and there you go Bagel cake.

a Bagel cake is easy to make all you need is flour, sugar, a bagel, an oven and your tiny brain.

by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021