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Backwards Dumb Bitch

A woman that leaves a good man for a lesser boy

1. He has a lower paying job.
2. He has to move in with her to get out of his moms basement.
3. He's ugly as fuck.
4. He doesn't own a car.
5. He has a smaller dick.
6. He's he is still in love with his ex.

Any of these or all defines her as this.
You broke up with your man for this kid you are a Backwards Dumb Bitch
by Joeboo October 5, 2016
mugGet the Backwards Dumb Bitchmug.

backwards baseball cap

Usually worn by a bro who is more often than not, on steroids and likes to look for bar fights. He also crushes lots of vageen.
"Backwards baseball cap guy" rolls into the blaring listening to " let the bodies hit the floor." He then stomps into to the bar and orders a Mich Ultra, as we do not want too many carbs. He then posts up shop at the end of the bar scanning the crowd, just waiting for someone to look at him the wrong way and it's on!!
by Decaduraroidin October 28, 2013
mugGet the backwards baseball capmug.

backwards hand bandit

an incredibly rare type of woman, who is able to give a man a handjob with her hands behind her back.

she steals your orgasm with her hands behind her back.
Jill & I took a bath together & she ended up giving me a handjob with her hands behind her back. I had NO idea she was a backwards hand bandit. SWEET.
by dirtyhairy August 6, 2007
mugGet the backwards hand banditmug.

double palm backwards

the most sought after masturbating "position". a grip only professionals are capeable of.
oh yah? ever tried doulbe palm backwards?
by fake tucker August 24, 2004
mugGet the double palm backwardsmug.

forward and backward

To go forward in a normal walking motion, and then going back into the original place but with a reverse walking motion without looking back
It's the same as backtrack, but without looking back.

or if it's a video, it's to speed up the video and then reversing it (and change the speed back to normal) after some time
mugGet the forward and backwardmug.

backwards titi fucking

When i man places his love stick inbetween a womans breasts with his ass to her face and he procedes to have sex with them, while she tosses his salad.
Last night i was backwards titi fucking the shit out of molli, and she tossed my salad.
by mollies daddy December 6, 2007
mugGet the backwards titi fuckingmug.

kid amogus backwards

Don't say it.
Don't read the words below because Imma write it backwards.

Don't you dare scroll down.
by Dreiasaiy September 23, 2022
mugGet the kid amogus backwardsmug.

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