When a man with a small penis, gets sloppy-seconds on a roughed-up asshole that has already been ejaculated into. When he pulls out, his cock will be covered in blood, jizz and shit resembling baked ziti. (The blood being the sauce, the jizz being the cheese, and the shit being the burnt charr from baking.)
by step-sister fister November 04, 2010
The confiscation of marijuana operations (small or big) by police and authorities in order to fund other department needs (ie- salaries etc.).
Looks like the cops are having a bake sale this week- 5 marijuana grows were raided and 300,000 dollars was confiscated.
by JuxtinOprhan November 27, 2014
by iJuStCaM3 December 20, 2011
the act of smoking in a car with the windows closed so that all the smoke remains inside the vehicle getting you as hight as possible.
by Mike June 19, 2006
(couple 1) Hey let's do bong hits with (couple 2) before we go out to see Jackass 3-D, it'll be an awesome double bake!
by SunStaryAsh October 19, 2010
You-Telling an unnecessarily long, boring story about what you did at the weekend.
Friend-You are baking a cake!
Friend-You are baking a cake!
by Kdoug88 October 17, 2018
1) The simplest and greatest way of preparing that mighty tuber, the potato. Set the oven to three hundred and fifty degrees and rock on for about fourty five minutes then rock on some more.
2) One of the manliest foods on the planet.
2) One of the manliest foods on the planet.
The other day, I ate four Baked Potatoes while watching a John Wayne movie. It was one of the manliest nights of my life.
Steve (on instant messenger): i just ate a baked patotoe ya, it kicked ass, why not define that on urban dictionary, bitch...
Steve (on instant messenger): i just ate a baked patotoe ya, it kicked ass, why not define that on urban dictionary, bitch...
by Bythorsbeard January 20, 2005