axe wound

ugly female genitalia
pussy cunt vagina

Her pussy was so messed up it looked like an axe wound

by The Axe June 19, 2006

axe bomb

Ingredients: Axe Body Spray (1 can), Duct Tape (1 strip)
Step 1: Take top off of Axe Can
Step 2: Apply Duct Tape to lever of Axe Can
Step 3: Peg at smelly or annoying person

"That kid smells horrible! Lets Axe Bomb Him!"

by jilliam July 16, 2008

axe murderer

n. a really good guitar player. See axe.

Carlos Santana isn't just an axe man, he's an axe murderer!

by fizzle December 22, 2005

Axe Pickle

When someone is wearing SO much axe that they look like a pickle...

"Gosh, that guy over there is SUCH a hacken axe pickle!!"

by A.R.M.S October 31, 2009

axe cut

crevice surrounding a females love lips, or a cut in wood (not a cock)

her axe cut envlopped her from the front bottom right to her chocolate starfish

by doug steevens April 27, 2003

anal axe

The use of an axes shaft to anally penetrate another male.

" I was camping, we thought about going to get some wood and i realised id had an anal axe"

by JonnyLzRyan August 8, 2006

axe porn

(1) The anti-TFoS. A Entity of pure evil and darkness. Young people (especially those around age 14) are perticulary vunreable to its influece.
You can see if a person is Axe Porn if he, or even more common, she, acts like a brat, listens to "Darin", or use to much makeup (goth people are an exeption to this last rule)
The only cure from Axe porn is to balance your inner landscape and once again fint the TFoSicle.
(2) Porn...with axes

- ooh my god! i just listend to darin! alas, im Axe Porn.

- OMFG! did he just shove an Axe up her...

by Qaamel February 27, 2007