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1. The cutest sea monster ever
2. Adorable little creatures called walking fish even though they are amphibians
3. The most pure thing on this Earth
4. Little bois that go swim
5. Little sea creatures that can regenerate body parts including parts of their brain
6. To pure for this world (that's why there's only about 100 left)
Person 1: what's your favorite animal?
Person 2: I like axolotls!
Person 1: I've never heard of those! Can you show me a picture of one?
Person 2: sure! *Shows picture of axolotl*
Person 1: that is the cutest thing ever!
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double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

Bubble Bass's order
"I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
"We serve FOOD here, sir."

axl rose 

This dude who liked to wear headbands and leather pants, had an extremely high pitched voice, and claimed to get laid every night. Oh ya almost forgot, he was part of HUGE rock band with a guitarist that kicked a$$.
"Welcome to the jungle, won't you bring it to ya SH-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEESS!!!!"

i can imitate axl rose....seth sucks(jk he's cool)
axl rose by GANJAMAN October 23, 2004

axis of evil 

Term with derogatory undertones, used by the U.S.A government to characterize countries that "are suspected to harbour terrorism" and that are supposed to have formed an unofficial alliance, supposedly to justify invasion. The terms comes from "Axis", the nickname for the WWII German-Italian Alliance.
Russia doesn't belong to the "axis of evil" because it is too dangerous to confront.

Axe shower gel 

A shower gel suppose to have some ingredient to make all girls around you express their "whore gene", a gene located in the X chromosome.
Axe shower gel got me, an weak Asian guy laid.
Axe shower gel by Mgccl June 27, 2007

real axolotl hours 

The hours between midnight and dusk when you start swimming on land/water craving that good shit
Joey: hey man, its real axolotl hours

Dave: no way man, last time I woke up in barbeque sauce
real axolotl hours by Pure_On_Cancer February 21, 2018