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Dirty Eel

After the completion of anal sex, remove the condom and slap your partner in the face with it.
After a rousing session of anal sex, Trish was looking forward to some cuddling but instead received a dirty eel.
by Gene Staley June 9, 2005
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Dirty Fisher

When a guy throws up in a girl’s mouth while kissing her or chums in a chick’s mouth.
My buddy and I were drinking (Heavily) at a bar one night in the keys after fishing all day. He started hitting on this pretty little girl. As they both looked deeply in to each other’s eyes, all of the people in front of the bar cheered and yelled "kiss the girl". He held her close and gave a long, deep, passionate kiss, but half way through, his shared some of his lunch with her. She ran over to the water hose to wash out her mouth and when she came back he tried to kiss her again. She was not in to it. We were later told this act is called "the Dirty Fisher".
by Big Jon 72 February 3, 2010
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dirty einstein

when a guy fucks himself in the ass...
After I divorced Gina, I figured out how to dirty einstein and voila!
by Dr. Simulacra November 7, 2013
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Dirty Clark

Clarks have a baseball fetish and they stick baseball bats up their asses or others asses.
Hot girl: OMG CLARK STICK THAT BASEBALL BAT UP MY ASS
Clark: My name is clark, dirty clark.
by Bruh bruh omg bruh May 20, 2019
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dirty corona

The act of eating raw bat while fucking an infected hooker from the province of Wuhan in which a cream pie is had followed by crushing a six pack of Corona Extra.
Kyle said fuck quarantine I'm about to have me a Dirty Corona.
by Savage86 April 1, 2020
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The dirty Mitch

When you spin around with your pants off until you throw up then you vomit onto your erect penis and hand and use it as a lubricant and jack yourself off
Guy 1: hey what did you do by your self last night
Guy 2: I played call of duty, watched porn for four hours and pulled the dirty mitch
Guy 1: sick
by MItch111166699 September 27, 2011
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