arsenic

1. A person who has the unexplainable attraction to touch other mens behinds
2. A person who cannot pull off looking cool, no matter how they hold their cigarette
3. A man with a phone more feminine then is commonly found

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

arsenal

Your genitals; all parts used on a male body in order to bang a chick

You've got one fine arsenal there my friend

by Andy101 October 29, 2006

Arsenefail

Arsenefail is a football club in London, by far the Premier leagues worst team. They have high hopes every year but they always fail, thats why they are called 'Arsenefail'

Arsenefail

Arsenal 1-3 Man United
Arsenal 1-2 Stoke
Arsenal 1-2 Hull City
Arsenal 1-4 Chelsea

by Arsenefail May 10, 2009

up the arsenal

Is a saying to express delight in supporting a popular soccer team called Arsenal (from London, England). The team itself is made up almost completely non-english players. People who shout 'up the arsenal' are closet homosexuals if not fully practised

"Up the Arsenal!".... we love you arsenal. we have come here all the way from Tottenham Court Road

by Paul Power September 24, 2005

CFC arsenal

A great premier soccer club based in Easton Connecticut. It is extremely hard to make any of the teams as they are all ranked top 5 in the state rankings. The girls playing for the teams are extremely talented with very high potential. I suggest going to watch these girls for they are fast technical and just plain out amazing.

CFC arsenal U-13 have lost 1 game the whole fall season and have beat almost every other team by at least 3 goals

by xyxyxyxyxyxyx February 22, 2011

Roblox arsenal

a Roblox fps game with sweaty toxic kids and hackers spawn killing you will ROLVE is busy sleeping

Jimmy:Hey Tom
Tom: yes?
Jimmy: want to play Roblox arsenal?
Tom: you mean that game were exploiters roam and toxic salty kids say “Hacker I’m going to report you to Roblox staff”

by User99999 February 13, 2021

Arsenal

A very successful football club based in North London, the most boring team in England until a Frenchmen who looks suspiciously like a paedophile turnt up, bought in lots of ugly black men and taught them to play football with a bunch of bananas as a treat for a victory. In 2005 Arsenal moved for the second time in their history which makes them the pikeys of the Premier Leauge, along with West Ham of course. Arsenal left their 'stadium' called Highbury, often referred to as the Libary due to the complete lack of atmosphere, passion and noise the 'fans' create. They spent millions of pounds on a new stadium which looks fantastic, however the same old problems exist, the fans seem to unfold and place down red/white checked picnic blankets and eat small triangle shaped lemon curd sandwiches rather than support their side. Players who leave Arsenal often comment on the lacklustre supports, their manager is a suspected paedophile and their ex chairman David Dein is a crooked Jew along with the corrupt Scudamore.

James - 'I was watching a nature program last night, apes are so intelligent and that Attenborough has balls of steel.'
Luke - 'I was watching Arsenal, Wenger is like Dr Dolittle or someone, they playing some good football ya know? It's like watching a monkeys tea party.'

by LukaModric November 14, 2013