Arkansas Janitor

a man who walks around hacking so loudly the sirens in the school go off and the hallways fill with mucus.

HACK COUGH PHHHSHT SPLAP BEEEEP BEEEPPP
--- now thats an Arkansas Janitor

by asdffgjk October 6, 2008

Arkanada

if you live in Louisiana, you call arkansas "Arkanada" like arkansas and canada

hey man, wanna go to a party in Arkanada ?" "nah man that place is worse than the real canada

by MFaulken October 31, 2010

arkansas wetsuit

jeans and t-shirt swimwear combo worn by midwesterners, hill billies, white trash and other low-rent tourists at the beach.

Look at those stupid low rent tourists in their arkansas wetsuits. Wonder if they are staying warm

by Squats Mohammed April 7, 2011

Arkansas Sleeping Pill

When you drink/chug a 12 pack of beer and have your friend punch you in the face so you can fall asleep.

"Jethro! Run over there and give your pappy an Arkansas Sleeping Pill so he'll shut the fuck up!"

by DFaseen September 6, 2011

arkansas heater

To deliberately pass gas in an enclosed space, such as a car, truck, or trailer, to provide warmth and stuffy air.

Rick turned on the old "Arkansas heater" in his truck to warm things up.

by thjam September 19, 2014

Arkansas cousin

noun-a cousin you are secretly sleeping with.

1-"You know you my Arkansas cousin" says Tyrone to his female cousin while he tiptoes out the backdoor to avoid being seen.
2-"You my Arkansas cousin, we finna smash anyway".

by redbonegal April 12, 2014

Arkansas Mouth

A girl or woman with teeth too large for their mouth. Giving the appearance of having teeth like that of a horse or someone from Arkansas.

Eww that girl has Arkansas Mouth!

by Ovant Eggdern December 15, 2016