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clammy anderson 

An ancient and historically sought after exercise in sexual deviance said to have been so disgusting that it propmted capitalism. Six participants lie back on a handmade mat shitting wildly like a wall fountain. Originated as a cultural right of passage, Asia Minor
An alchemist spends his life searching for a recipe that produces gold from metal. A clemist, such as I, have already discovered and translated the riddles of human sexual curiosity at its finest: the clammy anderson
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Rachel Anderson 

someone who embraces and is the embodiment of a vegan, phrases such as " she's such a vegan!" are often used when asked to describe her. common sign's of a Rachel Anderson are conversations of how they want a nipple piercing, the rape, and murder animals go through on a daily basis, and how fire brings joy. despite this, they are often loyal and funny friends and, have to take care of their group of friends when things get out of control. they also can't have edibles because they aint vegan
" oh ya, she has all the characteristics of a Rachel Anderson."

Luke Anderson 

Can you smell spice? Oh nvm it's just Luke Anderson

Douglas Anderson 

A strange creature that lives in the land of Retardia. He jerks off to random objects such as flowers or rocks. He likes to grope fellow Douglas Andersons as well as another creature that goes by the name of Colin Chan. He has the ability to watch hentai without cumming.
Douglas Anderson by thermal_blade December 9, 2019

Jay anderson

A porn star lives in meigs county Tennessee
Jay anderson by erfwafwaefa February 2, 2021

Gillian Anderson 

Hottest woman alive.
Tv icon (bi-con).
Turns all the girls and nbs gay (including me).
Part of the sexiest duo ever (with David Duchovny).
I love her.
Person: "Who is that woman on your lock screen? And what is 'xfiles'?"
Me: "WHO IS THAT? WHO IS THAT??? FIRST OF ALL SHE IS NOT A WOMAN, SHE'S A GODDESS AND HER NAME IS GILLIAN ANDERSON.
SECOND OF ALL GET. OUT. OF. MY. HOUSE. AND COME BACK ONLY AFTER YOU'VE WATCHED THE X-FILES."
Gillian Anderson by TheBeatlesGeo February 8, 2022

Anderson Cooper 360

One person suctions their lips to the other person's asshole. The latter takes a volcano shit into the first person's mouth. Then the second person throws the volcano shit back up into the other persons asshole. The first person then sits back and gets into money shot position. Finally the second person farts and sprays the shitty vomit mixture up all over the first person's face.
Guy 1 - "I was watching Anderson Cooper 360 yesterday."

Guy 2 - "Yeah, you're dad gave me an Anderson Cooper 360 yesterday."
Anderson Cooper 360 by Federer343 December 16, 2011