Eric

A man who is albino and likes to play soccer. He often touches his friends and fondle his pets.

Eric is has no penis

by Yfugigigud January 25, 2014

Eric

1. A man who will never appreciate you and will only keep you around to satisfy his own selfish needs.

2. A man who loves himself above all others; an extremely self centered person.

Don't go out with him he's an Eric.

by dorkissmaximus May 22, 2014

eric

usually married to emily's

horrible at relationships
never talk
usually has blonde hair
obviously has blue eyes
gigantic forehead

wow must be a eric and emily if their relationship is that bad

by bobmarley69 December 28, 2015

Eric

Eric is some short person, usually with big ears and a small head. Ive seen it all
He just stalks girls online and in real life.
Hes really desperate to hang out with people and will even ignore his friends to get used by a girl.
To be presise, they mainly tend to look like goblins

"Atleast im not eric"
"Stop bieng an eric man, little creep"
"Eric you little goblin"

by Mr.Clarker March 17, 2016

Eric

Eric's are so cool to hang around.

E: Entertaining, if you ever find an Eric he will ALWAYS be entertaining.
R: Reasonable, most Eric's will be reasonable when they talk to you.
I: Intelligent, They are soo smart!!
C: Comfortable, they are so comfortable to be around.

Once you lay an eye on Eric you will absolutely love him! ❤ Of you find an Eric make sure to keep him close!!

Person: OMG!! ERIC IS SOOO FINEEEE
Person 2: IKR!!
ERIC: Smiles

by Blackwidow2018 February 04, 2018

Eric

A guy that is annoying and plays videogames all the time also has a really small penis

Eric is so mean.

by Thetruthhteller11 November 07, 2017

Eric

Eric is a pussy that is a 11 year old non- virgin that bully’s his friends and a overweight person and that brags because he is an oh Fornite player and Eric’s r DARKSKINs

I hate Eric’s

by Lightskins Lavish May 03, 2019