Alfie simmons

A “boxer” who claims he can fight but he’s actually a simp and can’t even throw a punch the gimp

person 1: “is that alfie simmons a good boxer?”
person 2:”is he fuck he’s a muppet”

by anonymous August 29, 2021

Alfie

my handsome man who i love very berry much

me when Alfie :o

by Cheese.but.w.a.z October 21, 2024

Alfie Adams

The potential love of my life

I am dreaming about Alfie Adams

by qwertmnbvcyuiopxzlkjasdfgh December 3, 2024

Alfy

Alfy is a BIG guy with a MONSTER GYAT and humongous breast

Alfy❤, he is so CUTE 😍💋 and he is a REAL Gyat MONSTER👀🥵🤤!!!

by Homer Uchiha December 4, 2024

Alfie K

Alfie K is an ancient Japanese warrior commonly glorified in anime. he resembles Randall from monsters inc. he's a nonchalant character who likes to lay down the law. commonly in deep thought Alfie expresses this with poses commonly like a greek statue. once asked Alfie got told I wouldn't struggle with the top

Alfie K is a nonchalant dreadhead

by randomrndm January 13, 2025

Alfie Levy

A fucking incel whose nan lives in cornice cleaning. He likes it up the ass and has a fat crush on lauran cobb. He’s a mega homosexual and likes gooning too big burly black men

“Hey bro did you see Alfie Levy is being railed by a black man?”

by Dinis crust December 23, 2025

Alfie lord

An absolute unit who is more commonly known as the uk’s top shagger .

Alfie lord is such a beast

by The beast 174 November 22, 2021