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Actual Fucking Agony

When you whip again and the TP is more bloody then shitty, but still shitty
A: What do you wish upon me?
B: Actual Fucking Agony
A: jfc man...
by cummy2 September 29, 2020
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Actual bloody mary

The act of putting period blood in a glass and mixing it with Vodka for an unusual tasting drink
Guy 1: Dude this chick gave me an actual bloody mary
by Yumi_54 May 17, 2009
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this dude is actually fucking a dead body

Brian: “this dude is actually fucking a dead body”
Jake: “what the hell why would he do something as horrible as that?”
Brian: “he said no homo tho
Jake: “oh ok it’s fine then”
by Lil big 4x October 16, 2019
mugGet the this dude is actually fucking a dead bodymug.

It actually smacks

Actually smacks is a word to try and say how much one has put pressure on there mind to try and focus
Yo McNuggets how was it squirting the ol flusher? (Response) yooo dude it actually smacks
by Yoo dude it actually smacks March 11, 2020
mugGet the It actually smacksmug.

ummm idk actually

by b0caj3214321 February 28, 2025
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That's not what actually happened

There is no counter narrative here nor does there need to be.
Hym "Just like in your Bible... That's not what actually happened and instead of making up a counter-veiling fiction to the thing I'm saying you should maybe talk about what actually happened on your end so more of your kids don't end up getting murdered. Because my position is and always has been that you CAN do something about that in a way that doesn't infringe on other people's rights and what you're doing it me is in fact proof that you care more about the right changing than you do the stopping the child murder."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
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