"Chewing the Towel" refers to the act of performing oral sex on a girl who is currently on her period. "Towel" is slang for the feminine hygiene product girls use whilst menstruating.
"Dude, my girl and I want to hook up, but she's on her period. Guess I'm chewing the towel tonight."
by Baron06 April 19, 2010
What Rosie O'Donnell uses for a tampon and sometimes a substitute butt plug.
A Fat Chicks Tampon.
A Fat Chicks toilet paper.
A Fat Chicks Tampon.
A Fat Chicks toilet paper.
by The Moody Poet January 07, 2007
When the old lady is ready to bang you and she doesn't want to sleep in a wet spot, this is wife code for "foreplay's over, time to get it on"
by Geedavey March 31, 2009
A crass synonym for the duration of time a woman spends on her period. Typically referred to when during this time, a designated towel is placed on the bed in the attempt of keeping the sheets from getting stained.
by Ron Speed December 25, 2012
by Ktin665 April 21, 2011
Cum on a girls face and when she asks for a towel to wipe off with, get dressed and leave.
If roommate or friend is present, tell them that their friends needs their help, and send them up to the bedroom.
If roommate or friend is present, tell them that their friends needs their help, and send them up to the bedroom.
Doug: I towel bounced the shit out of some bitch the other night.
Chris: What is towel bouncing?
Doug: I busted on her face and on the way to "get a towel", I bounced.
Chris: What is towel bouncing?
Doug: I busted on her face and on the way to "get a towel", I bounced.
by staugustinetowelbouncingassoc August 11, 2010
A towel used primarily to cover the bottom crack underneath a door in order to block the smell of marijuana from escaping the room. These are often found in college dormitories as students try to hide their illegal habit from their RA (or GRT), or respective authorities.
by mensismans January 23, 2017