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Theo

Theo is Greek for God oh, but just like the Greeks the only reason anybody believes in God it is because they are old men who just want to touch little boys after church. Search did the Romans and the Greeks in there try sexual orgies they would do four days on on and only sustaining their life with boiled quail eggs and curdled pig fat. They also like to lick the Cooter of fat women. Sorry not Cooter butthole.
Wow oh, that gay homosexual priests sure is a Theo
by The one and only JC May 22, 2022
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Theo kapsalis

Sexgod

High body count

Threat to your daughters virginity
Theo Kapsalis can you pound my pussy
by Tony DiNozzo of NCIS October 10, 2022
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Theo

Literally the coolest friend anyone could ask for,he is loyal and is always fun to be around,always cool with everyone and is never mean at all
Theo is so fucking cool
by IsaXx May 11, 2022
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Theo

Theo is a person with more leg then upper body, A shit australian accent, and gives a 1 million mile stare. A Theo also has emo hair, and only has baggy clothes.
Guy - Damm that person looks wierd.

Other guy - He must be a Theo.
by SUUUUUUIIIIIIIII November 23, 2022
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Theo

Theo - A useless cricketer, who can't bat, bowl or catch for shit. He also makes mediocre knock-offs that even China wont touch.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear they got 0 runs?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they had Theo on their team. Tipies Theo"
by CornieVanErmelo February 15, 2024
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Axel Theo

A depressed man and tired of himself. He doesn't want anyone interfering in his life. A quiet man with a good heart if he is happy. He has friends whose names are Cedric and Calib. His mother is always angry with him even though he is innocent.
mom: you can't even do your homeworks. Make your projects! Or else. Do you have any maindset Theo?!

Axel Theo: mom please stop.
by Anvioux July 26, 2022
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Theo Grove

Very Sexy Man with big willy and super shlong massive bum
russ: "i want to fuck theo grove"
brody: "kill yourself"
by ARB_Official May 25, 2022
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