sap nap

Why do you put a space between your fucking idiot

It’s sapnap not sap nap bozo

by Hottie7402 October 02, 2021

Pine Sap Zack

When you get so coked out you end up eating a bunch of pine needles and cuddling up with the family dog instead of paying attention to your beautiful wife

Damn bro Zacks wife Sarah is so hot I can’t believe he’s trying to cuddle the dog instead of her he’s definitely a pine sap Zack

by $horty da Pimp October 19, 2019

Tap the sap

When a zero-waste person engages in coitus they use zero-waste condoms made from natural ingredients such as latex. These condoms tend to also use less packaging. Latex is usually made by tapping the sap from trees. When having coitus the sap has been tapped and he is also tapping her sap...

I’m telling you, it’s a match made in heaven. Emily and I are minimalist and zero-waste vegans. She wants us to tap the sap! I already bought Sustain condoms. Apparently that’s her favorite brand as well.

by JJXTREME97 March 31, 2019

Sap Fap

A Sap Fap is where you jerk off with maple syrup. Tears can also help but its down to preference.

Why are you buying 2 liters of maple syrup?
Im going to sap fap later.

by CertiMike November 18, 2021

Eye sap

The goop that appears on the corners of your eyes

When I woke up I had to clean a lot of eye sap off of my face.

by Amazingkallie March 10, 2023

booty sap

noun: Booty sap is defined as a type of syrup originating from the anal region often found deposited in dung.

verb: Booty-sapping when one excretes booty sap from ones anus.

Mary look down and saw the booty sap on the floor. She was disgusted, but intrigued.

by Mönnkiesz February 23, 2015

Zap sap

Pungent perspiration caused by upper type narcotics such as whipper, shard or bikkies.

Phwoar! That zap sap's fair dinkum bringin a tear to me mince pies!

by Faaarkenell March 29, 2023