London is a city of about 360 000. It is situated in the heart of south-western Ontario. The downtown area is currently undergoing a major re-juvination. City Hall has put a lot of money into the new John Labatt Centre, to host the London Knights OHL hockey games. They also invested in a new public library which was voted the best in Ontario. London is a great place to live, and raise children. Just don't go down Buley St, Cascade St, or anywhere near Ontario St if you're not prepared to protect yourself. London is the friggin best city in all of Ontario.
by The Police April 18, 2004

A town near the America-Ontario border, about two hours away from Greater Toronto Area. Boring as heck, nothing exciting to do unless you live near Masonville and have way too much money. Strict as heck school board, they hire teachers from RMC. Friendly town, but e x t r e m e l y BORING, as stated before. Honestly can't wait to get out of here and move out for college.
person a: are you staying in London Ontario for university?
person b: why would i want to stay in this tiny, boring, depressing, uninteresting mess of a town? i'm moving out towards toronto or california.
person b: why would i want to stay in this tiny, boring, depressing, uninteresting mess of a town? i'm moving out towards toronto or california.
by ramenrnoodlessss September 14, 2018

To london someone - to stab somebody using a bladed melee weapon, usually a knife or a dagger.
While it is most common to do it in the capital of UK, the term "To london someone" most likely comes from ancient Rome, and the death of Julius Caesar.
While it is most common to do it in the capital of UK, the term "To london someone" most likely comes from ancient Rome, and the death of Julius Caesar.
Mom: We're gonna visit grandma tommorow.
Child: But mom, what if someone londons us on the way?
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Citizen: How did Caesar die?
Praetorian guard: He was londoned.
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Serial killer: I am going to london someone.
Child: But mom, what if someone londons us on the way?
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Citizen: How did Caesar die?
Praetorian guard: He was londoned.
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Serial killer: I am going to london someone.
by Kfestofil December 25, 2022

Hey bro sorry about your grandma
Don't worry she got her dying wish
Really? What was it
Doing the old London sasquatch on her
Don't worry she got her dying wish
Really? What was it
Doing the old London sasquatch on her
by Barkleyman05 March 31, 2016

Inserting a tube down your urethra while masterbating, switching your ejaculate for hot gravy, creating a great side for your fish and chips.
Boy- "Baby im hungry can we do a London Switcheroo tonight"
Girl- "Sure I'll get the tube, call John and tell him to to pop to the chippy"
Girl- "Sure I'll get the tube, call John and tell him to to pop to the chippy"
by BlickBoiZach March 20, 2018

The first writing definition of the name London was not all that. The writing was short and so bland, like blank piece of paper. I’m not good at writing nor my grammar, but I will tell a somewhat definition of my London. She’s sweet, awesome, kind at times to certain people. She jokes a lot and doesn’t really care if she’s loses a friend, which is kind of strange. She’s the person who’s fun to joke with, her dark humor is a little over board but shes amazing. She’s not so good at hearing people out when they’re venting or expressing their feeling but, that’s ok. I like her the way she is. I know this isn’t really a definition but, if you ever find a London keep her 😆 she’s gonna need you, and you’re gonna need her.
L: what’s yellow and cat swim?
M: I don’t know?
L: An bus full of children
M: London (The name) that’s so dark.. 💀
M: I don’t know?
L: An bus full of children
M: London (The name) that’s so dark.. 💀
by Mariscool November 26, 2021

by Ta2Demon June 3, 2019
