The Baker Blowhole

The act of a midget with a small dick jizzing inside the belly button. Once finished the midget then jumps of the bed and on to the stomach of the women. The jizz gushes from the belly button like a whales blow hole.

“I heard the other day that Sarah was given The Baker Blowhole” from Midget Mike.

by Lextown July 14, 2020

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franklin baker

franklin baker cant decide who he likes but when he does he wont stop snogging there bottoms
also they get boyfriends whenever he speaks to them

franklin baker is lonely

by johnjoey October 5, 2020

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austin baker

Austin bakery is sweet, handsome, and so much more! Once you think about him once, he won’t ever leave your mind and oyou will get irritated at first because you won’t know why but once you realize why, your going to hate yourself for not knowing sooner.

Girl#1- I don’t know why but I can’t get him off of my mind

Girl#2- you must be thinking about austin baker he does that to girls all the time.

by F*ckoff101-$$$ October 22, 2017

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carly baker

Usually a bit crazy. Loves food. music. very sensual. real funny. sarcastic. Kinda hippie-ish once you get to know her. Strong willed and independent but hates being alone. Very pretty, nice, kinda careless, confusing at times and acts more on impulse. Has her up and downs sometimes. Sweet if she likes you. Likes to make you feel good. If she hates you she really REALLY hates you a lot and might try to kill you but if she says she loves you she means it. Can get carried away in her beliefs and stuff she is interested in. Doesn't care about what other people say or think, goes her own way on stuff when she doesn't agree with others. Smarter than most people. Really gets to her when you show you care about her. Most amazing girl I have met. ever. Catch her if ya can.

Look at carly baker twerkin' it up in here WOO

by ch3peucjb1ecu February 14, 2018

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