After having caught feelings for someone but not telling them thereby keeping yourself in an awkward and miserable state. You go through the stages of anxiety, sadness, and butterfly belly. It's terrible.
Jaimie: "Hey! What's up with Jackson? Is he okay?"
Jill: "I can't tell you the whole story, but he's in a bad way. He's beyond smitten for someone unavailable for months."
Jaime: "Yikes! So he's just stretching feelings? He needs to do something and do it fast!"
Jill: "I know. If he don't he'll soon be pisserable. He's such a sweetheart. I really feel for him."
Jill: "I can't tell you the whole story, but he's in a bad way. He's beyond smitten for someone unavailable for months."
Jaime: "Yikes! So he's just stretching feelings? He needs to do something and do it fast!"
Jill: "I know. If he don't he'll soon be pisserable. He's such a sweetheart. I really feel for him."
by von groovy June 26, 2024

A teenager or adult that has such a strong baby face that they look like a kid in photographs from the neck up, but they are an average adult height or taller and may have adult body proportions. It is strong enough to cause the uncanny valley, especially if it’s a man with a beard.
by Dr. Sigh January 27, 2021

To extend out your arms and turn your head slightly to covertly check that no one has noticed the illicit material (either written or visual) on your screen.
Having gotten so into her AO3 reading, Carol quickly did a yaoi stretch to see if her coworkers knew what she was reading.
Teenagers often perfect the yaoi stretch after being caught looking at smut for the fist time.
Teenagers often perfect the yaoi stretch after being caught looking at smut for the fist time.
by big crazy eddy February 11, 2025

by Pavkovm February 16, 2015

The catchphrase of Mr. Christopher Jean Hunt, teacher of both regular American Government and Politics and Advanced Placement (AP) American Government and Politics at Camdenton High School. Used to remind students of the Elasticity Clause of Article One of the United States Constitution.
by arson.tm January 22, 2022

by Queenjgettinpaid January 27, 2023

When her pussy is extremely hairy and so loose that it sags and looks like a wookie. It also smells like wet dog.
"Yeah I was totally gonna bang her last night but she had a stretching wookie man. I got the fuck out of there. It was so gross.
by 4n4l monster for BenQ July 10, 2016
