The act of stretching while also using the computer application "StumbleUpon". The exercise is used by many Stumblers when they can't think of anything to look up. This also makes them think better. It is one of the best computer exercises you can think of. So if you want info at a real fast fetch, click that Stumble button and do a Stumble Stretch.
Hec: What's this weird thing? I've never seen that toolbar before.
Brad: Its called StumbleUpon. Its my favorite app! Craziest thing you've ever seen! (click the 'Stumble' button)
Hec: Wow! Everything in just one click? (groans) Oh no, I think I need some exercise.
Brad: Sure! How about a Stumble Stretch? (clicks the button and reaches for Hec's hand) Now I'm stretching your hand. See? You just click and stretch at the same time. Its easy! Everybody loves it.
Hec: Whoah! I'm a Stumbler now.
Brad: Yes, the Stumble Stretch, one of the best PC workouts around! You've joined the Stumbler Nation. See, and so did I!
Brad: Its called StumbleUpon. Its my favorite app! Craziest thing you've ever seen! (click the 'Stumble' button)
Hec: Wow! Everything in just one click? (groans) Oh no, I think I need some exercise.
Brad: Sure! How about a Stumble Stretch? (clicks the button and reaches for Hec's hand) Now I'm stretching your hand. See? You just click and stretch at the same time. Its easy! Everybody loves it.
Hec: Whoah! I'm a Stumbler now.
Brad: Yes, the Stumble Stretch, one of the best PC workouts around! You've joined the Stumbler Nation. See, and so did I!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 26, 2011
Get the Stumble Stretchmug. .
by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025
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Stretching is a term that is commonly used to describe someone who is more endowed and experienced extended and flexed to improve with sexual activity:
* Not seen as cheating if you go back to your beta
* Hooking up instead of going to the gym
* Hooking up with an alpha then go back to your beta
* Wanting something different than the man at home; bigger
Stretching is a term that is commonly used to describe someone who is more endowed and experienced extended and flexed to improve with sexual activity:
* Not seen as cheating if you go back to your beta
* Hooking up instead of going to the gym
* Hooking up with an alpha then go back to your beta
* Wanting something different than the man at home; bigger
"After ladies night before the she saw her husband she had a nice stretching session." "I going to have a nice stretching, at the party"
by Thinking man Balthasar August 9, 2024
Get the Stretchingmug. by Queenjgettinpaid January 27, 2023
Get the Stretchmug. To extend out your arms and turn your head slightly to covertly check that no one has noticed the illicit material (either written or visual) on your screen.
Having gotten so into her AO3 reading, Carol quickly did a yaoi stretch to see if her coworkers knew what she was reading.
Teenagers often perfect the yaoi stretch after being caught looking at smut for the fist time.
Teenagers often perfect the yaoi stretch after being caught looking at smut for the fist time.
by big crazy eddy February 11, 2025
Get the yaoi stretchmug. by ZS4LIFE April 22, 2020
Get the No Stretchmug. (noun, verb)
A. A stretch, typically performed in the morning, which is so relieving that it nearly bends reality. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of immense, in-the-moment liberation.
It can also be achieved any time of day, maintaining that there is a god-like surge of solace, a physics-defying freedom felt.
B. (As a verb) To stretch with the result of intense satisfaction and relief.
A. A stretch, typically performed in the morning, which is so relieving that it nearly bends reality. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of immense, in-the-moment liberation.
It can also be achieved any time of day, maintaining that there is a god-like surge of solace, a physics-defying freedom felt.
B. (As a verb) To stretch with the result of intense satisfaction and relief.
Jack: I'm so stiff, sleeping on that futon was such a bad idea.
Josh: You should've slept upstairs.
Jack: Oh- Wait a minute- (stretches) oooohhhhh yes! Divine stretch! Wow! I'm so refreshed.
Josh: You should've slept upstairs.
Jack: Oh- Wait a minute- (stretches) oooohhhhh yes! Divine stretch! Wow! I'm so refreshed.
by pi@noguy December 7, 2010
Get the Divine Stretchmug.