Smooth Handle

A massive penis.

Thomas Jefferson liked to have Sally Hemmings grab his smooth handle.

by ThomJeff1 December 30, 2010

Jay Smooth

When someone who enjoys anal pleasures takes a steaming hot shit on a hairy man's chest. This is usually followed by vomit and a premature ejaculation from an extremely small penis.

I went down to downtown Parkersburg last night to pick up a male hooker. I hate having to pay extra for a good Jay Smooth

by Dman12345 May 4, 2009

smooth sailing

adj.
The lack of teeth dragging during fellatio.

"That bitch was smooth sailing!"

"She wasn't smooth sailing and now I'm not going to be able to fuck for two months!"

"That homeless bum can smooth sail all night for some crack."

by C Witt July 23, 2008

smooth jazz

A slang phrase of affirmation, meaning "okay", "cool", and or "that's what I'm talkin' about!".

Man #1 - "Hey, we're gonna be late if we don't leave now. Where are you?"
Man #2 - "I'm outside. I just pulled into the driveway."
Man #3 - "Smooth Jazz."

Guy A - "How did the game go? Did you do anything special?
Guy B - "We won by one point. I hit the game-winner."
Guy A - "Smooth Jazz!"

by M. Bracey January 8, 2009

Smooth Vodka

Vodka that goes down easy, doesn't burn the throat too bad.

Dave: Dang, this is some smooth vodka!

Bill: Damn straight man, it's my favorite.

by gunshots1 January 11, 2012

pornstar smooth

When every inch of ones body is shaved and or waxed. Other than ones head.

I went to her place and she was pornstar smooth... She did it just for me. NO HAIR ANYWHERE!

by catoclysmic_definitions February 7, 2015

delly smooth

A fake nigger who acts hard but without a gun is nothing

That guy is such a Delly smooth

by ShoopBoopNoop May 20, 2019