beat the rug

Slang term for female masturbation.

Laura- "Hey Becky, what are you doing this weekend?"
Becky- "Oh, not much. Probly just gonna beat the rug."

by Richard Ballsworth November 20, 2015

faze rug

A virgin cod trickshotter who is whiter than my socks.

Yo have you seen faze rug's new trickshot?

by ChineseDiabetes March 11, 2016

rug doctor

And elderly butch lesbian, may be buff.

Person1: Have you seen the new gym teacher?
Perrson2: She's such a rug doctor.
Person1: LOL!

by BioluminescentGoddess November 06, 2010

Rug Cookies

Crusty areas of rug created by the absorption and drying of a man's ejaculate.

"Aw man, after we shot that porno in the hotel room, it was covered in rug cookies."

"It was disgusting. After my party I had to clean up way too may rug cookies"

by T_PAIN December 18, 2009

Rug Quit

Quitting something (preferably a game) because you had no rug

Person 1: Leaves
Person 2: Why Leave?

Person 1: GRRR ME NO HAVE RUG ME NO HAVE RUG ME EAT YOU
Person 2: ok

omg he rug quit?? no way

by CheesyDinos April 25, 2023

Rug sweeper

When someone constantly sweeps issues and problems under the rug so they don't have to deal with the problems.

My hubby is such a rug sweeper!

by pinkertin707 July 12, 2015

trunk rug

(noun) The hair on your butt.

"He's a redhead... I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?"
"More importantly, does the carpet match the trunk rug?"

"Man, my trunk rug has gone full-on 70's shag... gotta shave that sucka."

by doctorgroove February 27, 2016