Ned

A full on banger of a man with a knack of teenage alcoholism. He Only wears skate brands and does the occasional sesh with the boys consisting of skating and hitting that blunt. A typical skater dude, Neds are also very smart and well read but hide it under their incredibly chill persona.
"Why can't I be like Ned? What fucking ledge!"

"Yo lets hit that skatepark and maybe smoke up or something but I got a make a speech for the president so lets make it quick" Said Ned going through the speech he wrote.
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A name that means they have a big penis that is the size of a Croissant and they sleep like a baby.ned could be nicknamed ted
NEd has a croissant sized penis.
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Ned is a nerd with no friends a bit of a dork but little do they know he's very smart and itlegent
Look there's Ned the nerd With dork hair and glasses
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A name for someome who acts obsessed with their significant, but is actually a cheater.

Referring to Ned Fulmer from the Try Guys
“Tyler loves his girlfriend he won’t stop talking about her”

“Are you kidding he’s a Ned! He slept with his coworker.”
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The one who is more goated then the others
Wow he is very Ned
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When guys name Scott don't think Icumarvelot is a word.
He's just a Ned.
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