Dirty Ned

The act of ordering 3 fillets of salmon in one day and trying to steal ramican.

Bruno: Guess who was in today?
Wacko: Who?
Bruno: Eamon, he pulled a Dirty Ned.

by DickLips11 September 13, 2020

ned millar

too big

ned millar too big

by Snitch King August 15, 2019

Ned the Sped

A young teenager (specifically men) who add women on snapchat, get them riled up, lead them on, tell lies, and then cry that said woman left you.

"Omg that's Ned the Sped!! Speddy Neddy!!"

by myblickyuponthedressah January 31, 2024

NED

the name NED seems like a very innocent name but the person who is named NED is an evil being. NED is the reincarnation of the pineapple of existence, which means that he holds a lot of power ( but not as much as GERARK), but he doesn't use the power to do good but he uses it to murder every one in his sight.

stay away from NED he is dangerous!!

by GERARK October 4, 2017

Ned Doherty

An absolute wanker

Your such a Ned Doherty

by lwaters September 13, 2020

NED

Ned is tall, nice and a cutie, he is also very smart. He is kind of a dad but will give you hugs.

Ned is a tall athletic guy but he also will steal your girl.
Ned helped me out with my math homework yesterday!

by Garbagels November 18, 2019

Dirty ned

Shoving conkers up your ass

Ned did a dirty ned

by Bigboined November 6, 2020