ned

a "powerful figure" in a minecraft server called MinecraftOnline who got banned off all of its platforms and displays unemployed behaviour by wasting his time buying accounts just to evade

Wow, that guy who just joined was a total ned, what a fool!

by Sonic_Hedgehog September 7, 2023

Ned

An abbreviation that stands for 'nobita et doremon’

- what are you drawing mate?

+ Ned

by Torrezno April 21, 2019

NED

Non Erect Dick

Don't fuck him Emma, he's a NED

by Hardcocklover94 June 9, 2023

gobby ned

dick-sucking idiot

we went on a ride afterwards, which was fun, but the amount of gobby neds there was annoying

by gypsiez November 7, 2010

1'ned

getting 1'ned means that you got tapped by a nn lmao and you should most likely refund your (onepastev4)

get 1'ned you nn dog sit

by zerohvh December 2, 2020

Ned Bread

A loaf of bread, But mixed with Nutella. Not to be confused with Nutella on toast.

I want Ned Bread so bad right now!!!

by Kolor4ever June 10, 2020

Ned

Neds - Non educated delinquents. Born and raised in the rough streets in Scotland, mid-teen and they love a bit of drink. The OG's stick to a bit of buckie and dragon soop. Some like to stand out fae the crowd and grab themselves an echo falls or a classic md 20/20. These mad neds and nedettes stick to the woods, the fields and make sure to start a fire wherever they can.

Ned - "You on eh drink eh night?'
Neds lad - "Aye am getting onit oot in the woods"

by Scotty27 April 19, 2021