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red ned

A red ned is a man's penis after he has had unprotected sex with a woman who has her period.
"Can we have sex tonight" "But I've got my rags" "That's alright I'll have a Red Ned"
by Zatty October 25, 2014
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NED

Non-Equity-Deal.
Michael: Is that an equity deal?
Adam: Nah it's a NED
Michael: ... oh
by roboturd August 7, 2020
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Ah Ned

A shortened and more stressed term in place of Holy Ned
Ah Ned! I forgot to do my homework.
by Catsandbluetongues February 10, 2019
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ned flames

someone who is often mistaken as a nepo baby. When infact, he is not a baby, he is forty-five!
by vrzee April 15, 2024
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Ned

The one who is more goated then the others
Wow he is very Ned
by Nedb123 November 24, 2021
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in the ned

it is what you say to someone named ned
omg hi in the ned
by zay<3 March 26, 2022
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Ned Wrigley

A curly headed fuck who likes licking grandmas butcracks
Receptionist: "Hello Ned welcome to the retirment home"
Ned Wrigley: "Bring me the buttholes!!"
by Popppooooo December 17, 2022
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