red ned

A red ned is a man's penis after he has had unprotected sex with a woman who has her period.

"Can we have sex tonight" "But I've got my rags" "That's alright I'll have a Red Ned"

by Zatty October 25, 2014

NED

Non-Equity-Deal.

Michael: Is that an equity deal?
Adam: Nah it's a NED
Michael: ... oh

by roboturd August 7, 2020

Ah Ned

A shortened and more stressed term in place of Holy Ned

Ah Ned! I forgot to do my homework.

by Catsandbluetongues February 10, 2019

ned flames

someone who is often mistaken as a nepo baby. When infact, he is not a baby, he is forty-five!

Danny gonzalez is a wannabe ned flames!

by vrzee April 15, 2024

Ned

The one who is more goated then the others

Wow he is very Ned

by Nedb123 November 24, 2021

in the ned

it is what you say to someone named ned

omg hi in the ned

by zay<3 March 26, 2022

Ned Wrigley

A curly headed fuck who likes licking grandmas butcracks

Receptionist: "Hello Ned welcome to the retirment home"
Ned Wrigley: "Bring me the buttholes!!"

by Popppooooo December 17, 2022