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Maria

Maria is a bad person no one likes her when she acts like kind of a good person she has to much makeup it scares people away
Maria take a shower to take of all that makeup
by mysterious 47 November 9, 2021
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Maria

She has these weird houses in Michigan and Dayton I don’t know if she is a zombie it’s lacy I hate everybody taht lives here and she loves weston
It lose of many people in a kinnaper she is a lose women she is a whore -reachel it’s used to kill people like maria
by Stalkers9273 June 14, 2019
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Maria

Maria. Shy. Pretty. Hates people who wants to be in their pants. Loves hoodies and hides in them to avoid body shame. Garrisons are her best friend
Look its a wild Maria
by I eat toes July 14, 2020
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Maria

She is a girl who we can kill when we get 100 signatures. She has a tiny wee wee. She has a very serious medical condition where she cant go more than 2 minutes without sucking dick. She likes Panic at the disco. She is married to Brendon Urie.

She protecc
she attacc
but most imporantly

she dick succ.
Maria sucked jaylins dick last night.
by Me no succ dicc April 10, 2019
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Maria

A very nice girl. Very sensitive and might be afraid to show her feelings. She is very good at lying, but will never tell ;) She is usually a loner at school and might have one or two close friends.
by MariaR/Parakeet777 October 16, 2019
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Maria

When asked what’s a Maria ,everyone will look at you weird and ask the fuck is a Maria
Yo my dad is just like Maria ( non existent) tyrone proceeds to cry
by YYXXMDN September 18, 2019
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Maria

An alcoholic Scouse. Can't get enough of the drink. When she's not drinking shes looking for her missing bottle top whilst scoffing cheese and making passive aggressive post-it notes for the thermostat
Cheese for dinner again? Thats so Maria

She had a whole lasagna and a bucket of Dr Pepper for dinner? Thats Maria
by WineCheese December 5, 2019
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