Key lagging

Bad typing. When you have no spaces and random letters in some kind of text or IM.
Person One: jjjjjjjjjsdakkkkkkkk

Person Two: wtf?

Person One: Oops sry key lagging
by kingman212 January 12, 2011
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Lag Bags

Noun.

An older woman's breasts which still have breast implants, and it is obvious that they are there, because the breasts would have naturally deteriorated by now.
"Qurl did u sea La Fawnduh's Lag Bags?!"

"Yea! That bitch be almost 70 and they stil be up!"
by iRideDragons March 03, 2012
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Coffee Lag

The time in the morning that's in between grabbing your cup of joe, and the caffeine kicking in. Usually spotted in drivers who don't seem to be "all there" during the morning rush. As if they grabbed their coffee when leaving the house and hopped into the car immediately, instead of waiting for the effect before driving.
On my way to work this morning, I must've passed ten people suffering from coffee lag, I don't know if they even saw me.
by The Car Passing You February 27, 2010
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Lag Nag

An individuation who repeatedly blames poor gaming performance on their internet connection.
Lag, lag, lag; that's all I hear from you. The fattest pipe in the world won't make up for the fact you're a noob. So quit your belly aching you lag nag.
by hectorreborn February 22, 2012
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club lag

A deliberate change of sleep pattern with the intention to shift one's peak energy level toward nocturnal activities. Experienced especially after several consecutive nights of drinking and dancing. Etymological origin are the words "jet lag" and to go "clubbing".
Three days after school started I still had difficulties getting up early in the morning because I was still suffering from a severe club lag.
by tGitS September 17, 2010
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Lagged ugly

When your game, PC, phone lagged so much that it's annoying but you want to swear politely.
Person 1: Bro my toaster lagged ugly
Person 2: What
by SirGeoji September 12, 2018
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Nut-Lag

When you bust a fat nut(s) so hard you feel like you have jet lag
Bro i nutted 5 times i have Nut-Lag
by shorbz_ December 17, 2019
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