Dot the I

When a gentleman reaches sexual completion leaving a heaping load of wad on his mushroom tip, and proceeds to tenderly dab his spluge on the eyelid of his hoebag.

"Yo Joe, on Friday night I took that floozy back to my place and she let me Dot the I.

by Sammy Tenderloins May 24, 2012

Connect the Dots

(N) basically connect the dots is just someone with an extreme amount of acne on their face. The term is offensive because it is metaphorically comparing a man or woman's face to a piece of paper with a lot of dots on it.

"Hey check out connect the dots over there" "I would never make out with connect the dots" "I dare you to go over there and call her connect the dots to her face"

by Dedona March 12, 2009

dot com

A business which mainly does dealings over the internet; an electronic business that suffered from the economy.

The dotcom boom has been over since 2000, dude.

by Dodger Of Zion July 11, 2003

the dot com

the internet

dude, you have been on forever in need to use the dot com!!

by Chris R...swazye Train April 15, 2009

man dot

the male version of menstruation but instead of bleeding out of one's vagina, it is emotional not physical.

an emotional overload in the male genome comprised of random bitch fits for the homosexual or douche bag syndrome with the heterosexual including excessive violence from both sides.

He is acting like a bitch, he must be on his man dot.

by deyomb567 January 19, 2010

dotting the eyes

The act of ejaculating, most likely a facial ejaculation, then tapping your sex partner's eyes with a semen covered penis head.

"Wait a second, don't clean up yet, I'm not done dotting the eyes."

by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014

Upset-dotting

When you switch being very formal with friends and family whilst texting because one of them just got you all upset. You don't want to admit you're upset, so instead you will start using upset dotting technique.

Jeebz: hahaha.. man just chill!
Taweel: I'm chilled. You need to chill. don't ask me to chill. Look at yourself. Trying to hard. Pfff.
Jeebz: I see u r unintentionally upset-dotting ur sentences.. hahaha
Taweel: Yeah. Well. Fuck you.

by Shaiz December 8, 2014