Zoom Roulette

When attending school via Zoom University students are often divided into small break-out rooms for discussion and activities. Generally, students have no damn clue who the hell is going to be in their room. Is it their friends who they'll just talk shit with and have a good time? Is it the ass clown student who will insist everyone talks? Perhaps an SJW who terrifies everyone into silence? It's a game chance known as Zoom Roulette, and you won't know until you spin the wheel, toss to ball, and press "Enter Break Out Room".

"Oh shit, they're putting use in break-out rooms, I can't handle anymore zoom roulette"
"Bro, I lost zoom roulette again and got stuck with Toby who insisted we all talk, FML"

by GhostofPayton March 3, 2021

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ZoomButt

The numb feeling you get from sitting in one Zoom meeting after another.

I had 8 hours of Zoom meetings today and I had the worst case of ZoomButt ever.

by SMRK59801 March 24, 2021

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Zoom Baby

A term of endearment describing a spanking new member of Alcoholics Anonymous, usually a millennial, whose sobriety has been achieved entirely in virtual reality, mostly on the Zoom platform.

We are happy to present 30 day chips to a couple of recent Zoom Baby members.

by FireMaidn May 28, 2021

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Zoom Baby

A newcomer, usually a millennial, whose recovery began at the onset of COVID-19 restrictions mid-March of 2020 and has progressed exclusively in virtual reality, primarily on the Zoom platform.

After a year in COVID lockdown, our first ever Zoom Baby is celebrating one year of recovery without ever having attended an in-person meeting, a truly remarkable feat.

by FireMaidn May 29, 2021

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