Black yard

Another word for Blacktop.

"Again, more street racers on the black yard."
"Whats a black yard?"
"Another word for blacktop."
"Arent blacktops a think on school playgrounds too?"
"Yeah I'm just using the first Urban Dictionary definition on it."

by A human I guess July 02, 2022

yard sheppard

A subspecies of the common Shepard who uses a yardstick for his primary weapon in the war vs. the sheep

The yard sheppard was bullying me today.

by Deacon demolisher May 06, 2015

puss yard

A unit of measurement.

His dick was so big, you have to measure it in puss yards!

by Blake92 February 09, 2016

yard ripper

A driver of epic proportions. His swing bears a graceful resemblance to that of Gary Sheffield and John Daly, which results in him smashing golf balls 400 yards off the tee box.

Dude 1: Hey did you see yard ripper tee off?
Dude 2: Yeah! He ripped that shit 375 outta the yard and over the left tree line, but hard faded it back into the fairway.

by Treatmaster September 29, 2021

getting yards

getting so much sex, measured in lengths, that when considering the collective amount of inches being consumed (or delivered) that the result is easier to calculate in yards.

That guy is getting so much helmet, that he must be getting yards

by wazgilbert August 17, 2010

Pissing in the yard

To pity someone, which we NEVER DO...NEVER PISS IN THE YARD.

JIM: Dawg, I know the breakup was hard.... I am pissing in the yard for you.
TOM: DOOOD!!!! we NEVER EVER, PISS IN THE YARD.

by EDDYBOI821 June 10, 2021

duck yard

When your iPhone decides to auto-correct fucktard.

Damn it, I said FUCKTARD...not duck yard.

by Taylorjeans November 08, 2014